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Threenager

Three year old child spouting attitude like a spoiled teenage.
My kid just left the house in mismatched/stained clothes and 17 bracelets because she's a threenager and I have more important fights to pick.
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Threenis 

An emoticon that resembles a penis, but has a three at the end. More potent and deadly than your garden-variety penis.
Hmm. That's quite a threenis.
Threenis by Raw Threenis May 6, 2009

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1. A protein, also known as 'tryptophan synthetase A protein' made up of 267 amino acids. It is the term for the formula C1289H2051N343O375S
2. The longest word in the world, consisting of 1918 letters.
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Librarian: "Erm... sorry, I have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia"
Nerdy Guy: "Oh, sorry"
Librarian: "That's okay,"

2.
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Guy: Yeah.
To run really fast and slide on a slick surface, e.g. freshly waxed floor. Originated somewhere in Belleville, Illinois.
Let's go threening out on the parking lot after it stops raining.
threen by tnasnav August 15, 2004

Threenis 

Three conjoined phalluses located in the pelvic cavity, directly above the the testes. Contrary to popular belief, there is no "factor tree", I.E. hydra rules do not apply.
Yo man, my bro johnny has the craziest threenis setup in his jeans. The ladies have to watch out for him.

Threenager

Someone in his thirties acting like a teenager and rejecting the responsibilities of adulthood.
Over 30, no wife, no kids, no mortgage, playing computer games all night... You're a threenager!
Threenager by Blogfeedser January 18, 2009
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