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threen
"bro, my cousin turned threen today"
"the fuck did she turn?"
"threen. its like thirteen but u say threen"
"shit, got it. my nephew turns threen next week"
"the fuck did she turn?"
"threen. its like thirteen but u say threen"
"shit, got it. my nephew turns threen next week"
threen by tamarind soda July 12, 2018
snail and three pebbles
From Comedy Central's "Halfway Home", a ceremony in which one picks up three pebbles of differing size with one's ass cheeks.
One must then walk forward, and drop the pebbles, one by one, smallest to largest, into somebody's hand.
One must then walk forward, and drop the pebbles, one by one, smallest to largest, into somebody's hand.
snail and three pebbles by RabidMoose December 24, 2008
Three Xs and a skull and crossbones
1) Three Xs and a skull and crossbones — the description of a person, event, timing, or situation that is absolute toxic. This can be spoken or typed as the following emoji: “XXX☠️”
2) Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, you can date her / him if you want to. She’s / he’s hard on a lover — three X’s and a skull and crossbones. You’ll be lucky if you escape with your nuts / uterus!!!!!!!!
2) Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, you can date her / him if you want to. She’s / he’s hard on a lover — three X’s and a skull and crossbones. You’ll be lucky if you escape with your nuts / uterus!!!!!!!!
Letting an Amazon warehouse into your community is three Xs and a skull and crossbones for local small businesses. The work conditions are oppressive and after they are established themselves and their market; they replace as many workers as possible with automation.
Three Xs and a skull and crossbones by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023
Three Eyed Raven’s Son
A dark haired son born to two blonde Targaryen people — an obvious genetic impossibility. The dark raven colored hair leads to the appellation “Three Eyed Raven’s Son” — approximately equivalent to our expression: The mail man’s son.
How did Rhaenyra and Laenor — two blonds — have brunette children?
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn…They are Three Eyed Raven’s Sons!!!!
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn…They are Three Eyed Raven’s Sons!!!!
Three Eyed Raven’s Son by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 25, 2022
The Three C’s
The Three C’s - The Three C’s are: clicks, clout, and cash.
Currently HATE sells better than SEX in America. Although the combination of HATE and SEX really sells.
Find a small group of people that can’t easily defend themselves; make them a scape goat in the 21st century American culture wars; attack them in as many arenas as possible; and, then solicit funds for your cause in every imaginable arena possible.
The HATE will get you “clicks” on your website; the CLICKS will get you “clout”and elevate your hatred in the arena of public discourse and social mediums; and, the CLOUT will earn you “cash” for your progrom.
Use the cash to by judges — especially in Supreme Courts — power, influence and friends in high places.
What could possibly go wrong?
This is how, for example, a few parents can ban thousands of books that they, surely, haven’t read.
And they don’t want anyone to read them. Why expand your mind and think? There are many people willing to tell you exactly what is right.
God help us all.
Every time we have lived a “movie” like this; the ending inevitably includes mass casualty events.
Maybe we should all read All of the books on every banned book list so we can learn exactly what they don’t want us to know.
Currently HATE sells better than SEX in America. Although the combination of HATE and SEX really sells.
Find a small group of people that can’t easily defend themselves; make them a scape goat in the 21st century American culture wars; attack them in as many arenas as possible; and, then solicit funds for your cause in every imaginable arena possible.
The HATE will get you “clicks” on your website; the CLICKS will get you “clout”and elevate your hatred in the arena of public discourse and social mediums; and, the CLOUT will earn you “cash” for your progrom.
Use the cash to by judges — especially in Supreme Courts — power, influence and friends in high places.
What could possibly go wrong?
This is how, for example, a few parents can ban thousands of books that they, surely, haven’t read.
And they don’t want anyone to read them. Why expand your mind and think? There are many people willing to tell you exactly what is right.
God help us all.
Every time we have lived a “movie” like this; the ending inevitably includes mass casualty events.
Maybe we should all read All of the books on every banned book list so we can learn exactly what they don’t want us to know.
I’m singling out my hatred of persnickety liberal vegans on all of my social media for The Three C’s: clicks, clout, and cash. But really, I just want to buy a new car.
The Three C’s by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 30, 2023
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026