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treadlegasm 

Unexpected, surprise orgasm achieved through the use of an old-time foot-powered treadle sewing machine.
First she started sweating, then she started moaning and then she started shaking. We thought it was a seizure, but it was just a treadlegasm. THERE SHE GOES AGAIN!!!
treadlegasm by YAWA April 21, 2015

Threadbear 

A person who comments on a thread dedicated to a topic they pretend to abhor but secretly find fascinating, if for no other reason than they are compelled to act out a deep-seated impulse to be a total opinionated douche bag. This condition is often coupled with bitchitus and in some people can lead to chronic dickiness.
If one encounters a threadbear squatting on a site, it is best to let it shit then move on without interruption.
Threadbear by fantagor May 13, 2009

threaders 

completly pissed off -royal navy speak
i was threaders that i didn't score with that bird
threaders by plord October 1, 2004

threadless 

Ew. Please don't describe threadless as EMO. That's disgusting.

Threadless is a community for graphic designers (either amateurs or those studying in college). People vote on their designs and those with high scores/appeal to many/etc. are printed and put into the threadless catalog. They reprint shirts every Monday. Right now threadless is being ruined by cruddy designs with pop culture references or with bunches of silhouettes of foilage, animals and whatnot because of it's growing community that seems to like that sort of thing. Threadless is spreading like a disease now. Ah well, at least skinnyCorp is making money. D:
Did you check threadless this Monday? Most of the new prints are godawful. Well, at least the reprints are nice.
threadless by Captain Cook April 17, 2006

Single-threaded 

Describing a state where a person's brain can't process information quickly. This is not to say that they are outright stupid, just slower than average. Origin comes from field of computing where threads represent units of processing in a system capable of concurrent processing.
How single-threaded was Brian in that meeting today? He was not keeping up at all.

Totally. Anthony was much better - across everything that was going on. He's one multi-threaded mo-fo.