Threadger 

An irritating self righteous assertive fuck nugget who glorifies themselves to the extent to where they can’t take criticism and will not own up to their hypocrisy when they shame you for doing something THEY DO ON A REGULAR BASIS. Threadgers also cannot take opinions and will argue about anything and everything.

Threadgers can commonly be seen in high schools, Tumblr, and just everywhere man.

“You’re such a threadger.”

“Man, Adriana is such a threadger, I don’t know why he’s still with her.”

“Seriously, stop talking to him or you’ll become a threadger.”

Threadger by SnakeLover1987 June 19, 2018

Threadcromancy 

The reincarnation of old threads on forums. It comes from joining Thread and Necromancy.

Argh, stop bumping, I've had enough of all this threadcromancy.

Threadcromancy by Anon287 December 18, 2006

Threadbear 

A person who comments on a thread dedicated to a topic they pretend to abhor but secretly find fascinating, if for no other reason than they are compelled to act out a deep-seated impulse to be a total opinionated douche bag. This condition is often coupled with bitchitus and in some people can lead to chronic dickiness.

If one encounters a threadbear squatting on a site, it is best to let it shit then move on without interruption.

Threadbear by fantagor May 13, 2009

threaders 

completly pissed off -royal navy speak

i was threaders that i didn't score with that bird

threaders by plord October 1, 2004

threadless 

Ew. Please don't describe threadless as EMO. That's disgusting.

Threadless is a community for graphic designers (either amateurs or those studying in college). People vote on their designs and those with high scores/appeal to many/etc. are printed and put into the threadless catalog. They reprint shirts every Monday. Right now threadless is being ruined by cruddy designs with pop culture references or with bunches of silhouettes of foilage, animals and whatnot because of it's growing community that seems to like that sort of thing. Threadless is spreading like a disease now. Ah well, at least skinnyCorp is making money. D:

Did you check threadless this Monday? Most of the new prints are godawful. Well, at least the reprints are nice.

threadless by Captain Cook April 17, 2006

Threadsurrection 

In discussion forums when old threads are reasponded to from several years go and everyone else wonders how and why the thread was brought back to life. Usually, any questions in the original thread have been answered and are no longer pertinent. Rarely are the original posters still active.

"Who's responding to these posts from 4 years ago?"

"Berg was on a threadsurrection kick last night."

Threadsurrection by Fresh Pants April 26, 2007

threadfriends 

Those people you interact with on a thread, recognized by usernames, but not usually known in person. Also, a general friendly way to address all on a thread.

"Some of the threadfriends are misbehaving on the other article."

"Hello Threadfriends!"

"I'm so glad you are my threadfriend!"

"Are any threadfriends invited?"

"Did you tell the threadfriends?"

threadfriends by Multidisciplinary TKBL 04 Dec December 9, 2008