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A girl who isn't attractive attempting to dress and act like a thot.
Guy 1: "Dude that girl over there is totally checking me out"

Guy 2: "Yeah but she's a definite thotnot"
Thotnot by J0nk June 12, 2018
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Thonotosassa, FL 

A town in Hillsborough County that is pretty much not on the map to non-locals who don't drive along U.S. 301.
Greg: So where do you live again?
Me: Thonotosassa, FL
Greg: O_O WAIR???
Thonotosassa, FL by ZLMedia July 19, 2010
1. Plain and simple it's a phrase I coined for robots on dating apps.

2. It's also the name for sex robots I'll invent in the future.
1. I'm sick of all these thotbots on Tiinder.

2. (The year 2025): I couldn't score with any of those thotties. Good thing I got my thotbot.
Thotbot by Veeder February 26, 2015
A computer program designed to be a hot female to entice the common male to do what it wants. Usually fails unless the person in question is older or not very computer literate.
I was chatting to this hot bird the other night; hit it iff real quick too. Then i found out it was a fucking ThotBot...
ThotBot by Lord Yenehc September 7, 2018

Thoteotomy 

A surgical procedure to removes ones Thot.
Person 1: Hey, how's that Thot problem going?
Person 2: Good man, I had a thoteotomy last week
Person 1: Aw good for you!
Thoteotomy by Billy McDingle March 20, 2017

thotpotato 

1: a hoe also known as a 'thot' who had sexual encounters with a group of men on separate occasions who all know each other.

2: a game of hot potato just with a thot

3: a promiscuous girl who's willing to smash the homees
for further reference to the word thotpotato please watch Fendi v Gwitty on YouTube
thotpotato by reachgawdOG October 9, 2014

thotnoculars 

a long range device used to see a hoe from a distance.
damn, let me bust out my thotnoculars so i can see that hoe
thotnoculars by the.shit.talker September 21, 2016
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