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Thothot

noun \ tho-thot \

Origin:
Thoth (Egyptian god of wisdom + writing) + thot (modern slang for someone thirsty/attention-seeking, usually in a flirty way).



Definition
1. A person who mixes ‘ancient wisdom’ vibes with obvious thirst-trap energy.
Think: posting deep occult / philosophical quotes, hieroglyph aesthetics, or “sage wisdom” captions… while very clearly angling for attention.
2. Someone who flexes knowledge the way a thot flexes selfies.
Not exactly lying—just using ‘wisdom’ as the main thirst content.
Example uses
• “Did you see Alex’s feed lately? Dude went full Thothot—ancient Egyptian quotes, moon phases, and shirtless ‘contemplating the mysteries’ pics.”
• “She’s not just a bookworm; she’s a Thothot. One minute it’s ‘the ibis-headed scribe of the gods,’ the next it’s a mirror selfie under a tapestry of Thoth.”
• “That TikTok live was peak Thothot energy—lecturing about hermetic principles while fishing for compliments in the chat.”
Thothot by dogdog December 2, 2025
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Thothooligan

A Thothooligan is like a dumb hoe always thinking she got and shit but rlly shes a thot
"Shutcho bitch ass up you thothooligan"
1. Plain and simple it's a phrase I coined for robots on dating apps.

2. It's also the name for sex robots I'll invent in the future.
1. I'm sick of all these thotbots on Tiinder.

2. (The year 2025): I couldn't score with any of those thotties. Good thing I got my thotbot.
Thotbot by Veeder February 26, 2015
A computer program designed to be a hot female to entice the common male to do what it wants. Usually fails unless the person in question is older or not very computer literate.
I was chatting to this hot bird the other night; hit it iff real quick too. Then i found out it was a fucking ThotBot...
ThotBot by Lord Yenehc September 7, 2018
Indian word for penis. The word was made famous by Depe of ottawagolf.com and mybindi.com whose use of the world caught on and started a global thotho phenomenon.. even in the golf world!
How big is your thotho?
Does your dad's thotho smell like your ass?
Did your uncle touch your thotho while you were sleeping?
If you bend over as much as you can, can you suck your own thotho?
My cousin sucked 7 black thothos
thotho by thotho June 11, 2006

Thoteotomy 

A surgical procedure to removes ones Thot.
Person 1: Hey, how's that Thot problem going?
Person 2: Good man, I had a thoteotomy last week
Person 1: Aw good for you!
Thoteotomy by Billy McDingle March 20, 2017

thotpotato 

1: a hoe also known as a 'thot' who had sexual encounters with a group of men on separate occasions who all know each other.

2: a game of hot potato just with a thot

3: a promiscuous girl who's willing to smash the homees
for further reference to the word thotpotato please watch Fendi v Gwitty on YouTube
thotpotato by reachgawdOG October 9, 2014