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An expansion of the word THOT, THOAHOT (pronounced thow - aut') = That Old Ass Ho Over There.
Do you see that THOAHOT, flirting with all those young guys/girls? She's really pitiful.
THOAHOT by Big Toxie October 31, 2019
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Thothot

noun \ tho-thot \

Origin:
Thoth (Egyptian god of wisdom + writing) + thot (modern slang for someone thirsty/attention-seeking, usually in a flirty way).

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Definition
1. A person who mixes ‘ancient wisdom’ vibes with obvious thirst-trap energy.
Think: posting deep occult / philosophical quotes, hieroglyph aesthetics, or “sage wisdom” captions… while very clearly angling for attention.
2. Someone who flexes knowledge the way a thot flexes selfies.
Not exactly lying—just using ‘wisdom’ as the main thirst content.
Example uses
• “Did you see Alex’s feed lately? Dude went full Thothot—ancient Egyptian quotes, moon phases, and shirtless ‘contemplating the mysteries’ pics.”
• “She’s not just a bookworm; she’s a Thothot. One minute it’s ‘the ibis-headed scribe of the gods,’ the next it’s a mirror selfie under a tapestry of Thoth.”
• “That TikTok live was peak Thothot energy—lecturing about hermetic principles while fishing for compliments in the chat.”
Thothot by dogdog December 2, 2025
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Thothotting

Thothotting
verb \ tho-THOT-ing \

Origin:
A portmanteau of Thoth (Egyptian god of wisdom/writing) and thot (modern slang for someone who seeks attention in a provocative way).

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Definition
1. To use “ancient wisdom” or mystical/intellectual vibes as a thirst trap.
Dropping deep quotes, Egyptian/occult aesthetics, or spiritual language while clearly angling for attention, admiration, or validation.
2. To flex knowledge the way a thot flexes selfies.
Not lying—just packaging “I’m enlightened / esoteric / wise” as the main bait.
• “Alexandrea says it’s just about sharing esoteric wisdom, but all those low-lit selfies with Thoth quotes are straight Thothotting.”
• “That video of Alexandrea explaining Egyptian mythology in a silk robe? Informative, sure—but she’s definitely Thothotting.”
• “Alexandrea’s feed is a masterclass in Thothotting: hieroglyphs, moon rituals, and captions about higher consciousness wrapped around thirst-trap photos.”
• “He thought Alexandrea was just into theology, then realized her whole page was curated Thothotting for the algorithm.”
Thothotting by dogdog December 2, 2025
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