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The act of recieving anal sex from a very large dildo that was found at a public water access boat landing. The act is performed on the man by his woman partner. Usually the dildo itself has come from an unknown origin and considerably unsanitary.

Dude I cant believe Adam let her give him a Thompkin!!! I hope he doesn't get herpes!!!

Thompkin by JoeCapone666 June 9, 2018

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thumpkin

Masterbating while taking a shit

dude my phone fell in the toilet while I was doing the thumpkin

thumpkin by bulwinkle April 11, 2007

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Tompkins

The act of ejaculating into somebodys hair and having it freeze.

Mark totally just gave that chick a tompkins.

Tompkins by Wholeden February 19, 2007

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Double Thumpkin

When you stick your thumb in the bumm and the love hole and alternate in and out in and out in and out as fast as you can making a noise like "nenenenene"

Tole threw trash out of the car when I told her not to so I gave her a double thumpkin.

Double Thumpkin by |fn|Gravyfury December 30, 2007

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Muddy Thumpkin

The act of jamming both your thumbs up a someones anus and proceeding to twiddle them around like you are using a game controller.

Person 1: Hey man are you still with your girl?
Person 2: Nah man she broke up with me after I gave her the ole Muddy Thumpkin

Muddy Thumpkin by xXPoonMonsoon69Xx June 3, 2016

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Double Thumpkin

Placing the right thumb in the vagina, and the left thumb in the butthole.

My wife moaned and groaned as I gave her a no-lube double thumpkin.

Double Thumpkin by SlimGravy January 16, 2019

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Thumpkin

The act of masturbating while taking a shit.

While sitting on the toilet, waiting for the turd to drop, I took advantage of my alone time and gave myself a thumpkin.

Thumpkin by Davidtavis April 2, 2017

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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