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Thompkin 

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The act of recieving anal sex from a very large dildo that was found at a public water access boat landing. The act is performed on the man by his woman partner. Usually the dildo itself has come from an unknown origin and considerably unsanitary.
Dude I cant believe Adam let her give him a Thompkin!!! I hope he doesn't get herpes!!!
Thompkin by JoeCapone666 June 9, 2018
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thumpkin 

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dude my phone fell in the toilet while I was doing the thumpkin
thumpkin by bulwinkle April 11, 2007

Tompkins 

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The act of ejaculating into somebodys hair and having it freeze.
Mark totally just gave that chick a tompkins.
Tompkins by Wholeden February 19, 2007

Double Thumpkin

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When you stick your thumb in the bumm and the love hole and alternate in and out in and out in and out as fast as you can making a noise like "nenenenene"
Tole threw trash out of the car when I told her not to so I gave her a double thumpkin.
Double Thumpkin by |fn|Gravyfury December 30, 2007

Muddy Thumpkin 

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The act of jamming both your thumbs up a someones anus and proceeding to twiddle them around like you are using a game controller.
Person 1: Hey man are you still with your girl?
Person 2: Nah man she broke up with me after I gave her the ole Muddy Thumpkin

Double Thumpkin

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Placing the right thumb in the vagina, and the left thumb in the butthole.
My wife moaned and groaned as I gave her a no-lube double thumpkin.
Double Thumpkin by SlimGravy January 16, 2019

Thumpkin 

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While sitting on the toilet, waiting for the turd to drop, I took advantage of my alone time and gave myself a thumpkin.
Thumpkin by Davidtavis April 2, 2017
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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
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Hate Draft

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1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

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