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tompkins
an old, demented, bitch of a sub-school principal, who makes it her goal in life to make the hammouds as miserable as she possibly can. she uses a wide variety of tools at her disposal such as suspension, detention, and filing police reports, amogst others. she is generally in a sour mood, which contributes greatly to her cunt like personality.
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Tompkins
- Tompkins surname is early medieval English. It is a patronymic form of Thomas, from the nickname Tom, and the added diminutive suffix "- kin", meaning near relative, plus the suffix "-s", itself a short form of "son".
- Tompkins is now a common rugby term, meaning to use of great power.
- Tompkins is now a common rugby term, meaning to use of great power.
Tompkins by Kindnessmatters June 11, 2018
Tompkins Square Park
The place where people who do heroin and all sorts of drugs can all come together. The park located in the East Village in Manhattan on Avenue A. Also, a great place and hang out spot to get heroin connections, buy dope, do dope (discretely though, since theirs lots of under cover cops), find other addicts, where freight train hopping squatters stay at when they come to new york city. Home to the homeless people of lower manhattan. Also, a great place to go if you hate your life, and wants to share some nice dirty needles with some one and catch some yummy diseases like Hepatatis ,aids, stds, Scabies, etc.
Person #1- "Hey dude you wanna go down to Tompkins Square park and get some dope?"
Person #2- "No thanks man, i dont wanna catch hep c"
Person #1- "Oh no dude dont worry, I already have it"
Person #2- "No thanks man, i dont wanna catch hep c"
Person #1- "Oh no dude dont worry, I already have it"
Tompkins Square Park by Shlimey man January 2, 2011
Tompkins Heads
The worst treeshes to ever graze the face of the earth. They wear fairy clothes (poorly), have massive orgies in the Tompkins bathrooms, and pretend that they are cool for peeing on cars at Carroll.
Oh my god I have to pee on the street!
Don’t be one of the Tompkins Heads lacy. Use a fucking bathroom.
Don’t be one of the Tompkins Heads lacy. Use a fucking bathroom.
Tompkins Heads by dontstainriteaide February 21, 2021
Tompkins SK
A piece of shit small town full of alcoholics and children driving their grandparents vehicles. Only thing to do there is go shooting, drink at the bar or burn a house down. And if you want smokes or any Co-op shit you can get there you better go before 8pm
Tompkins SK by Justsittinghere November 4, 2020
Tompkins Index
A mathematical function to describe the rate in growth of WhatsApp side-chats post a salacious and often incendiary comment in a central, widely inclusive group-chat.
Paul - "Geez, Andrew just dropped a couple of cables in the LEOG"
Samuel "Christ, this'll test the Tompkins Index"
Samuel "Christ, this'll test the Tompkins Index"
Tompkins Index by sxpress7 September 13, 2019
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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