SlimGravy's definitions

polish prank

When an individual attempts to pull a prank, typically on April Fools' Day, and the joke is actually on the prankster.

Jim texted a former colleague, falsely claiming that their previous company had sold for hundreds of millions of dollars, implying that the stock options the colleague had declined to purchase upon leaving a few months earlier were now worth tens of millions. In reality, the company was in dire straits, and Jim's job was terminated just weeks after this polish prank.

by SlimGravy April 1, 2024

Double Thumpkin

Placing the right thumb in the vagina, and the left thumb in the butthole.

My wife moaned and groaned as I gave her a no-lube double thumpkin.

by SlimGravy January 16, 2019

gravyboat

A common kitchen item used to give an anxiously awaiting gravygirl a gravyfury.

I just filled the gravyboat full of fresh KFC gravy, are you ready to smile for the camera and have it poured all over your bare breasts???

by SlimGravy January 21, 2010

angry dentist

To wipe your ass with someone's toothbrush

Dude why does your breath smell so bad? Did someone give you an angry dentist?

by SlimGravy January 6, 2010

German Geronimo

Receiving a blowjob while having your head shaved.

Spaz received a German Geronimo at a very shady, yet surprisingly serviceable barber shop.

by SlimGravy February 8, 2008

sneaky leaky

Cumming in your girl's ass while she's sleeping and having her discover the cum dripping from her butt in the morning.

My girl isn't talking to me because of the sneaky leaky I gave her last night.

by SlimGravy February 8, 2008

vagibomb

A vagibomb occurs when an unsuspecting man goes down on a girl and has his face doused by a large splash of female cum.

Dude, why the hell does your face smell like an anchovies cunt? Oh, you're smelling the vagibomb my girl laid on me this morning.

by SlimGravy February 8, 2008