Thoist

Thoist. The best of the best. The toppest of the the top. "THAT THOIST" is the finest woman you've ever had. It's THE dankest weed you've ever smoked and the rarest, smoothest, tastiest cognac you ever sipped. It takes money to get this stuff. Only a REAL boss has the right to even say this term out loud. If you know you're not a boss, these words are forbidden from exiting your mouth.

Bill: Let's smoke drugs(great pot).
Suzie: Do you have any dutchies? I got that thoist with me baby.
Bill: Top drawer right next to the top stash sexy buns. Now go make me a sandwich while I roll this up. Love you.

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Author: Jay James.

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by True Game James August 29, 2014

thistle-ing me

To eye someone in a sexual manner or with great sexual desire

Those boys were thistle-ing me

by Julesheart September 2, 2022

Thistill

Some really thirsty hoe

Dude, I pulled myself a Thistill last night, she was so thirsty my banjo snapped

by MikeofDaddy123456 July 26, 2017

agnostic theist

A person who believes in the existence of God but could not prove the existence of God or even be proved of the existence of God. May not even claim to know the properties of the God such as what it does or it's appearance or what this creator is composed of or originated from. Doesn't know about God but believes in a God just by choosing to but usually rejects known religion as proof of God.

Joe bloggs is an Agnostic theist

by urbanunknown July 5, 2014

Partick Thistle

The great Glasgow alternative to the sectarian rubbish spouted by the old firm.A club studiously avoiding success in order to be the true home of football in our city.Shafted when they introduced ground size rules for the SPL and rescinded the rule to allow other clubs access.

Where can I take my kids to see football in Glasgow without being abused?...Partick Thistle.

by Mon the Harry Wraggs December 23, 2011

cock thistle

An insult thrown at a guy who's worse than a dick or a prick. He's bigger than any dickhead alive!

"Rob is such a cock thistle"

by BibleHumper March 31, 2015

toisty

When the weather is or a person is feeling moist and toasty.

1. Wow! It's hot out today! I'm feeling really toisty!
2. Person 1: It's super hot and humid today.
Person 2: Yeah it's pretty toisty.

by Paigeb48616 June 24, 2017