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When the weather is or a person is feeling moist and toasty.
1. Wow! It's hot out today! I'm feeling really toisty!
2. Person 1: It's super hot and humid today.
Person 2: Yeah it's pretty toisty.
toisty by Paigeb48616 June 24, 2017
when you are really thirsty and you pronounce the word "thirsty" like the mocking spongebob meme.
me at 2 am crab-walking out of my room in search for a drink:

"THORSTY.....ThOrStY"
thorsty by amb0723 July 23, 2017

Thisty Cobra

When taking a shit. Your turd wraps all around the toilet like a coiled snake and pokes out of the water.
Man after that Mexican food last night I layed a thisty cobra in my toilet.
Thisty Cobra by Barry Mahawginya February 8, 2008
A word that originated in Chicago and can have the following meanings:

1.) The act of being overly anxious for someone or something. Waiting for something with anxiety.

2.) Not being able to wait, too hyped up, and typically over something small or something that doesnt need all the attention that is being given.

3.) Repetitively askin for something although you know its coming or on its way.
1.) -I been next to the phone waiting for my girl to call me for three hours yo.
-YO stop bein so thristy ova that girl

2.) -Aye when is we goin to the corner store?
-Man we goin in a second stop being so thristy!

3.) -How long yo momma gone take with that food?
-Quit being thirsty or yo a$$ wont get none.
thristy by Von B. January 9, 2008
some who either open for the person, or anxious
I told my boyfriend that we should wait and have sex and he was acting madd thristy. It was like i had no room to breathe.
thristy by Crystyle May 23, 2006

thristy turtle 

IN the action of recieving oral sex. It is when instead of ejaculating the male urinates in the females mouth.
Bo-You are giving a great blow job
Tilla-Thanks cum for me
Bo-I did-hehe
Tilla-Is that piss
Bo-Indeed it is the Thristy Turtle
Tilla-*PUKE*
thristy turtle by Alabaster Blowjob November 6, 2007
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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