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A combination of a joint, being beautiful girl that everyone wants, and a thot, being a girl that fucks around with everyone and anyone.
Wassup for tonight though you thoint
A word to describe a thick joint that is used by a dumb cunt who has no friends, acts black, and gets 2/40s on English tests.
Thoint by DuhLls October 19, 2016
A Thin ass Joint that you or your homie rolled up.
Damn bro, that’s a thoint… We’ll maybe get 4 puffs each off that.
Thoint by TdogGBs June 23, 2024

Reverse Thornton Asshole Dickfuck 

The sexual act of acquiring an erect penis, and falling face-first, so that ones penis bursts out of the anus. The female then proceeds to straddle the now raw penis.
"Yo Chev, I just saw someone doing the reverse Thornton asshole dickfuck"

"Damn, he alright?"
Hey man, want to come over and smoke this thoink I just rolled?
Thoink by bearb24 November 25, 2014

póg mo thóin 

Irish Gaelic (Gaeilge) for "kiss my ass"
Pól: you were so drunk last night Dónall!
Dónall: póg mo thóin! feck off yeh bollucks!
póg mo thóin by Scotaigh November 18, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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