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suck Thirteen for a dozen 

A way for two straight Men to announce to one another that a Super Gay Man is around.
Holly Shit..Look who we just hired! Yeah That guy would definitely “Suck thirteen for a Dozen”

Force Thirteen 

Force Thirteen - A British Tropical Cyclone Tracking Youtube company founded in 2011. It uploads updates on Tropical cyclones, the track on the most recent tropical cyclones, tropical weather bulletins (May 31- November 30), and more.

It even has its own music arranged by Jagsko, Force Thirteen, Nathan Foy (the founder of the company), and many more.

The channel currently has almost up to 80K subscribers as of 2022. They grew subscribers with their 2005 Atlantic Hurricane Season V2, 2017 Atlantic Hurricane Season (most viewed video), and other videos of pacific typhoon, hurricane, and more.

Their other channel, Force Thirteen XTRA is used to upload Hypothential Hurricane Seasons, Blooper Reels, Highlights of team members, etc. The channel is only used by the team members of the company.

They also have a live-streaming service for updates on cyclones, hurricane season countdowns, force thirteen sundays, new years countdowns, etc.

Force Thirteen TV, a future cable channel is planned to be added in the UK, US, AU, PH in 2024. It will have various shows on it too.

Nathan Foy is an example of cuteness since fangirls (older ones) had a "crush" or "fell in love" over his cuteness.
I love Force Thirteen!

TWC - SCREW FORCE THIRTEEN! OUR HURRICANE CENTER IS BETTER!

Tyler - Hey Jessica, wanna watch Force Thirteen?

Jessica - Oh, yes!
Force Thirteen by tridentlve 🔱 January 6, 2022

thirteen letter shit spreader

A humorous name or term of endearment used in reference to a vehicle made by the International Harvester Company (or any of its subsidiaries), said in fun since International was pretty much the best foundry and manufacturer of farm implements.
Scout II driver fueling at station
Fellow driver just exiting store: What year is that thirteen letter shit spreader?
Scout II driver: (smiles) It's a `79
Fellow: Looks pretty good. How's she feelin'?
Scout II driver: I work her enough she doesn't miss the farm. She's still got a while before she's put out to pasture.
Fellow: Well, have a good one. Hope to see you around more often.

Thirteensome

God damn so many dicks for one chick, might get stretch marks. xc
Thirteensome- For a women to conduct sexual activity with 12 other males
Thirteensome by The guy 755 June 2, 2015

thirteenth base

having sex with your partner's corpse after they reach twelfth base
I fucked this chick to death, and then I went to thirteenth base with her.
thirteenth base by 69Dildozer69 August 10, 2009

Thirteenth Grade 

Community college; where the underachievers go after high school.
"What you going to go when you graduate?" "I'm going to Union County College." "Oh. Thirteenth grade."
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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