Thinksgiving Day 

The day after Thanksgiving, aka Black Friday, which officially marks the season where you have to THINK about what you will GIVE as presents to family and friends.

For Thanksgiving, I will be full of turkey and stuffing but I hope I am full of ideas for gifts to buy on Thinksgiving Day!

Thinksgiving Day by Tiffwit November 19, 2010

Thanksgiving Day

Stuffing-your-face-day - in the US the 4th Thursday in November - in Canada the second Monday in October. Basically to celebrate the Pilgrim's slaughtering of the Indians year after year.

One Maerican: What are you thankful for?
Other American: I am thankful for the help and all the food the Pequot Indians gave us when we started settling this land. What are you thankful for?
One American: I am thankful for slaughtering those very same Indians only a few years after!

Thanksgiving Day by Ghostwriter4u November 26, 2003

Thanksgiving Day Twerky 

Using a raw turkey as a seductive dance partner. Twerking and giving thanks

Bobby couldn't find a date , so he resorted to alone time with a Thanksgiving Day Twerky. It was foul smelling.

Thanksgiving Day Twerky by happytree555 September 2, 2013

Thanksgiving Day Remorse 

A feeling of regret, guilt, sadness, and remorse that you did not spend Thanksgiving like you wanted to or should have. This usually includes not having eaten enough, and craving and missing more Thanksgiving foods, drinks, and desserts.

Wow, I can’t beliebe I didn’t take home any leftovers. I really have Thanksgiving Day Remorse right now. I totally regret it!

I should’ve talked more with my grandma. I only see her a couple days a year. What Thanksgiving Day remorse.

Thanksgiving Day Remorse by LingDanc803 November 23, 2018

Thanksgiving Day

The day where you sacrifice a turkey

Person 1: Hey Dude Happy Thanksgiving Day!
Person 2: Happy Turkey Sacrifice Day To You Too!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Thanksgiving Day is basically the day where you sacrifice a turkey.

Thanksgiving Day by That one tall chick named Rae November 19, 2019

Thanksgiving Day

1. Thanksgiving Day is a day to be thankful
2. You should eat Turkey on Thanksgiving
3. 123 Turkey time it is Thanksgiving Day

1. Thanksgiving is the day of the Turkey
2. Thanksgiving Day is the best I love it because you can play on Thanksgiving!

Thanksgiving Day by DictionaryIsLife November 23, 2019

Thanksgiving Day Parade 

Daytime has always been a good enough time for a parade for most people of generation after generation from cities all over countries that celebrate Thanksgiving, yet some people don't feel like they have enough complete control over events, and try to push it to the night time in some areas (the same people that push people with extended mandates and restrictions that force longtime and loved businesses to close so they can purchase the land for cheap and redevelop it into something they see more dollar signs in).

Somebody must think that all the people that held their Thanksgiving Day parade during the day before them were old school idiots that didn't know how to have a good time, even though people always loved the daytime parades and didn't really want their hearts or minds changed for them.

Thanksgiving Day Parade by The Original Agahnim November 16, 2021