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stiven theory
stiven theory \ˈstī-vənˈthē-ə-rē\
A series of theories, sometimes presented as facts, of Mr. Stiven that (a)explain historical events or (b)predict future ones.
A series of theories, sometimes presented as facts, of Mr. Stiven that (a)explain historical events or (b)predict future ones.
Stiven Theory: Gorbachev was really a CIA agent who was sent by the U.S. to sabotage the Soviet Union.
Stiven Theory: The next World War will be over water. China will win.
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Stiven Theory: The next World War will be over water. China will win.
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stiven theory by isthismypseudonym? February 1, 2009
Lesbian dance theory
A term used to define and symbolize useless majors that tend to undermine "real" education and give no societal contribution.
Lesbian dance theory by Avapie December 17, 2017
Lee Mayes Theory
The Theory or practice of worshiping and believing in the fact that Lee is centre of the entire universe. Based off the shit simulation theory this actually is the correct theory of that.
Lee Mayes Theory by LEEEEEE. MAAMYYYEESSSS October 1, 2020
Crumbadat Theory
Hot Girl: Hey everyone, I sincerely apologize for kicking my dog in my latest video..
Guy 1: It’s okay, I totally understand. You’re great!
Guy 2: According to Crumbadat Theory, it looks like you’re tryna get a crumbadat pussy dude
Guy 1: It’s okay, I totally understand. You’re great!
Guy 2: According to Crumbadat Theory, it looks like you’re tryna get a crumbadat pussy dude
Crumbadat Theory by buysideandspeedystock August 22, 2019
Pencil and Sharpener theory
The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.
Are you curious to know how this proof was derived? if YES, Click on Alt + F4 (on windows) and ⌘ + Shift + W (on a mac)
Are you curious to know how this proof was derived? if YES, Click on Alt + F4 (on windows) and ⌘ + Shift + W (on a mac)
The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime
Pencil and Sharpener theory by Pitarz September 8, 2016
stripe shirt theory
The idea, proven by research, that a girls tits look larger when they wear a shirt with horizontal stripes on it.
Matt: Dude her titties are looking huge today.
Logan: Yeah shes wearing a stripe shirt too.
Matt: Its the stripe shirt theory again man!
Logan: Yeah shes wearing a stripe shirt too.
Matt: Its the stripe shirt theory again man!
stripe shirt theory by latinmaster December 16, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.