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kids these days
A set rhetorical form of great antiquity in which the speaker or writer deplores the unusual and previously unheard-of deficiencies of the present young in morals, manners, taste, dress, intellectual achievement, awareness, energy, self-discipline, appearance, etc. etc. etc. Often applied ironically. Sometimes expanded to 'people these days'.
'I see where Will has another "kids these days" column out. He never seems to tire of telling us how we're going to the dogs.'
kids these days by anarcissie October 29, 2011
shit you get for crap these days
Dad got canned the day before his pension would've kicked in. I tell ya, the shit you get for crap these days.
shit you get for crap these days by Scorite June 17, 2006
walk these dogs
Getting your hustle on simple and plain. Getting to work. The act of earning your money. See: gettin paper.
walk these dogs by Hiphopsincesugarhill September 3, 2017
very into science these days
Girl 1: Jeff is so hot I wish he'd notice me
Girl 2: I wouldn't bet on it. He's very into science these days
Girl 2: I wouldn't bet on it. He's very into science these days
very into science these days by tenzz June 5, 2017
niggas talk more than bitches these days
Dude claim that bitches be runnin they mouth... but in reality it's them in the locker room talking bout them bitches.
I. Wait... he told you we fucked!?
2. Yeah and gave me details!
1. And they say we talk shit...
2. I know girl... niggas talk more than bitches these days.
2. Yeah and gave me details!
1. And they say we talk shit...
2. I know girl... niggas talk more than bitches these days.
niggas talk more than bitches these days by Caseymarie451 January 19, 2017
kids these days
kids these days by geoff March 9, 2003
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