Therapenis

A penis that helps you like a therapist would.

Female 1: Oh my I can't afford therapist.
Female 2: I know a therapenis. It's free. Would you like yo try that instead?

by DrC0ck December 26, 2021

therapist friend

The friend of a friend group that let's people vent to them but no one ever listens to the therapist friend.

Sarah let's me talk about my problems to her. She's definitely the therapist friend.

by Sable135 September 15, 2021

wardrobe therapist

an individual who specializes in healing people's wardrobes by surgically removing poor fashion choices and replacing offending items with more flattering/appropriate attire

Look, it's Cher! She desperately needs help. Please call the wardrobe therapist pronto.

After years of flushing money down the toilet at her shrink's office, schlumpy Cathy finally hired a wardrobe therapist. Now she is happily married, has three children, a dog and a cat as well as a six figure income.

by ayyfron August 6, 2010

massage therapist

The most respectable of all professions; may change your life forever in miraculous and mysterious ways. They have powers yet uptapped by the common man.

That massage therapist just saved my life!

by alliresa September 27, 2008

Respiratory therapist

a health care worker that helps people with breathing problems

If you can't breath, you should go see a Respiratory Therapist!!

by JennOwens August 11, 2008

Therapist

word often mistaken as 'the rapist' by Sean Connery when playing celebrity jeopardy.

I'll take the rapist for 500

by Chase C June 6, 2005

thepenisinhermouth

Similar to penisland, but obviously different. Used in the same way, to see who thinks pervertedly and who doesn't. How do you see it?

PersonA: thepenisinhermouth
PersonB: Ew what? You're gross, go away.

OR:
PersonA: thepenisinhermouth
PersonB: Why is the pen in her mouth?

by bayareagrrrl December 9, 2008