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theol by aaron_smith July 6, 2005
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TheOl' Turtle Top Slam
A Sex Postion dating back to the Bible, Its has Many Names such as;
Serving the Cervix
Winding The Womb
Brutal Blow
The Ol'162
Fallopian Fatality.
DEFINITION:
When a Male is Inserting his Penis in to the Womans Vagina On first Entry To make the woman Wetter, he simply Lifts Her Legs up (Face Height) and Jumps. Slamming the Woman Down Either Head First on her her back, then if she hits hard enough, depending on penis size, it will rocket right up into her maybe causing womb damage.
(NOTE) This will only Work if you Penis Is Large Enough and Has an exceptional Girth.
Serving the Cervix
Winding The Womb
Brutal Blow
The Ol'162
Fallopian Fatality.
DEFINITION:
When a Male is Inserting his Penis in to the Womans Vagina On first Entry To make the woman Wetter, he simply Lifts Her Legs up (Face Height) and Jumps. Slamming the Woman Down Either Head First on her her back, then if she hits hard enough, depending on penis size, it will rocket right up into her maybe causing womb damage.
(NOTE) This will only Work if you Penis Is Large Enough and Has an exceptional Girth.
Hey Jim, i Turtle top Slammed Your Nan last night, Her Minge is the Size of the Grand Canyon.
OI You Prick,I Gave your dead Mum a Fallopian Fatality.
Person one:Going out to meet my Girlfriend to Night!
Person Two:Ohh You going to Meet Third base.
Person one:You bet ill Give Her The Ol'162
I cant wait to give your Daughter TheOl' Turtle Top Slam she is Buff and Tight, Init.
OI You Prick,I Gave your dead Mum a Fallopian Fatality.
Person one:Going out to meet my Girlfriend to Night!
Person Two:Ohh You going to Meet Third base.
Person one:You bet ill Give Her The Ol'162
I cant wait to give your Daughter TheOl' Turtle Top Slam she is Buff and Tight, Init.
TheOl' Turtle Top Slam by Peter Crotch November 18, 2006
TheBlondeJon
Jon Madrid, born April 6th, 2001 and ranked top #1000 celebrity on Famous Birthdays is best known as TheBlondeJon. Blond Jon is a TikToker mega-influencer and content creator with over 100 million likes and 5 million followers on his verified TheBlondeJon account.
He first rose to fame after uploading comedic videos where he was most known for stopping escalator systems, playing the yellow ranger in TheRangerz viral TikTok dance group and his viral re-creations of The Squid Games, which landed him features in Complex, Daily Mail and many other publications.
TheBlondeJon has collaborated with many celebrities such as King Bach, Jason Derulo, Lizzo, Logan Paul, Corey Funk and more.
He is 1/2 of The Madrid Brothers Duo with his older sibling JetSet (aka Josh King Madrid), a multi-millionaire college dropout and Internet personality.
He is also founder of The Junior Punks NFT and made over $3.6 million in 45 days launching the project with Joey Sendz.
He first rose to fame after uploading comedic videos where he was most known for stopping escalator systems, playing the yellow ranger in TheRangerz viral TikTok dance group and his viral re-creations of The Squid Games, which landed him features in Complex, Daily Mail and many other publications.
TheBlondeJon has collaborated with many celebrities such as King Bach, Jason Derulo, Lizzo, Logan Paul, Corey Funk and more.
He is 1/2 of The Madrid Brothers Duo with his older sibling JetSet (aka Josh King Madrid), a multi-millionaire college dropout and Internet personality.
He is also founder of The Junior Punks NFT and made over $3.6 million in 45 days launching the project with Joey Sendz.
Joey Sendz: Yo bro LOOK! TheBlondeJon just hit 100Million likes on TikTok!
JetSetFly: Damn that’s insane bro, we gotta put that shit on Urban Dictionary. He is goated NOW
Joey Sendz: Facts, He will be so stoked when he finds out he is on Urban Dictionary. He can now say “he made it”.
JetSetFly: Let me hit up my plug Handlez, he’ll handle everything A to Z my guy.
Joey Sendz: BET
JetSetFly: Damn that’s insane bro, we gotta put that shit on Urban Dictionary. He is goated NOW
Joey Sendz: Facts, He will be so stoked when he finds out he is on Urban Dictionary. He can now say “he made it”.
JetSetFly: Let me hit up my plug Handlez, he’ll handle everything A to Z my guy.
Joey Sendz: BET
TheBlondeJon by CelebrityWikiPages November 5, 2022
TheBlondeJon
Jon Madrid, born April 6th, 2001 and ranked top #1000 celebrity on Famous Birthdays is best known as TheBlondeJon. Blond Jon is a TikToker mega-influencer and content creator with over 100 million likes and 5 million followers on his verified TheBlondeJon account.
He first rose to fame after uploading comedic videos where he was most known for stopping escalator systems, playing the yellow ranger in TheRangerz viral TikTok dance group and his viral re-creations of The Squid Games, which landed him features in Complex, Daily Mail and many other publications.
TheBlondeJon has collaborated with many celebrities such as King Bach, Jason Derulo, Lizzo, Logan Paul, Corey Funk and more.
He is 1/2 of The Madrid Brothers Duo with his older sibling JetSet (aka Josh King Madrid), a multi-millionaire college dropout and Internet personality.
He is also founder of The Junior Punks NFT and made over $3.6 million in 45 days launching the project with Joey Sendz.
He first rose to fame after uploading comedic videos where he was most known for stopping escalator systems, playing the yellow ranger in TheRangerz viral TikTok dance group and his viral re-creations of The Squid Games, which landed him features in Complex, Daily Mail and many other publications.
TheBlondeJon has collaborated with many celebrities such as King Bach, Jason Derulo, Lizzo, Logan Paul, Corey Funk and more.
He is 1/2 of The Madrid Brothers Duo with his older sibling JetSet (aka Josh King Madrid), a multi-millionaire college dropout and Internet personality.
He is also founder of The Junior Punks NFT and made over $3.6 million in 45 days launching the project with Joey Sendz.
Joey Sendz: Yo bro LOOK! TheBlondeJon just hit 100Million likes on TikTok!
JetSetFly: Damn that’s insane bro, we gotta put that shit on Urban Dictionary. He is goated NOW
Joey Sendz: Facts, He will be so stoked when he finds out he is on Urban Dictionary. He can now say “he made it”.
JetSetFly: Let me hit up my plug Handlez, he’ll handle everything A to Z my guy.
Joey Sendz: BET
JetSetFly: Damn that’s insane bro, we gotta put that shit on Urban Dictionary. He is goated NOW
Joey Sendz: Facts, He will be so stoked when he finds out he is on Urban Dictionary. He can now say “he made it”.
JetSetFly: Let me hit up my plug Handlez, he’ll handle everything A to Z my guy.
Joey Sendz: BET
TheBlondeJon by CelebrityWikiPages November 5, 2022
The ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse
The ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse is an incredibly famous duster, the best of the best. No one dusts it off like he does. If you have an Eghroots Mintz-Plasse that needs dusting, call the ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse.
The ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse by Eghroots Mintz-Plasse October 25, 2016
Theolalite
Theolalite is just a word to describe someone with Gnosis (intuitive knowledge), who has full connection to their own Higher Self. Theola=Divine, Lite=Light. They carry the Divine spark within them, ignited by their compassion and the truth.
Theola is Greek for Divine.
Gnostic Theolalites believe - Do whatever you want, worship whatever you want, believe anything you want, so long as it hurts no one else and you don't force your views on anyone else.
Theola is Greek for Divine.
Gnostic Theolalites believe - Do whatever you want, worship whatever you want, believe anything you want, so long as it hurts no one else and you don't force your views on anyone else.
On reaching a high level of spiritual attainment Sarah ignited her Divine Inner Light and became a Theolalite.
Theolalites are altruistic and want to live in harmony with nature.
Theolalites are altruistic and want to live in harmony with nature.
Theolalite by KnowingOne May 25, 2013
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