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Themeistic

Themeistic means something that follows a specific theme.
How themeistic would I be if it was a military battle ship
by H077y April 18, 2020
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Theistic Satanism

As the Satanic ideals and religion grew more popular throughout the decades of the 20th century, most Satanists were only symbolic Satanists. This means they used Satan as a symbol for desires that other religions denied, individuality, strength, independance, etc, but did not actually worship or believe in Satan. To be a Theistic, or traditional Satanist, means to be one that truly believes in Satan and worships him as the deity that he is.
*Philosophical/Symbolic Satanism- " We don't actually believe in Satan, but we live very similarly to the principles of which a true Satanist operates on, minus worshipping"

*Theistic Satanism*- I believe in and worship Satan as a god
by EternalFollower July 21, 2006
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Theistic Field

The year round visible reminders of your brand of faith permeating the public space which keeps the gaslight on for you. Music, entertainment, politics, holidays, symbols, colloquialisms.
Walking near a park, Bob saw a lamb and texted a religious emoji to his friend. Both felt recharged and renewed in their faith after Bob encountered the strong Theistic Field near the park.
by Sample1 March 15, 2019
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theistically challenged

the inability to believe in God, no matter how hard one tries
He thought to himself, can God, knowing what He will do in the future, escape that inevitability? If yes, He's not omniscient, if no, He's not omnipotent...or maybe logic has nothing to do with it and I'm just theistically challenged?
by sircasey February 15, 2009
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Theistic Satanism

Theistic Satanism is the most popular and common form of Satanism. This type of Satanism is not what is portrayed like in today's world. These Satanists(as well as all other variants of Satanism) are not evil, don't kill or commit any crimes. Satanists work their entire lives on being more spiritual and more in-tune with the earth. Theistic Satanist know that Satan (sometimes referred to as Enki as well as a few other names) and the Gods/Demons to be real beings. Through rituals and meditation, Theistic Satanists work to awaken energy in their body called the Kudalini Spirit, once this has awoken, the individual has reached godhead and will become a Demon/God after death. This practice takes a long time to achieve, taking more than one life, which means one most go through many lives to achieve godhead.
I am dedicated Theistic Satanist, and proud.

Theistic Satanism is a wonderful lifestyle full of self fulfillment.
by AnarchyStocking July 16, 2011
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Theistician

The variety of religious-types who want to push their religions onto others via visits to your home or work; those who call you on the phone, send emails, etc., to try and change your religion to theirs. Or those who want to talk incessantly about their religion to you by calling, emailing, or visiting you without having been invited to do so.
Theisticians can be identified fairly easily. Typically two young men (usually two, sometimes more) nicely dressed in suits and ties - usually on foot - visit your home even though you have a "No Solicitors" sign posted (right by the doorbell, no less). When the sign is brought to their attention, they say, "We're not soliciting, we're not selling anything, we are giving/bringing you the word of God".
by Pink Gurl October 4, 2011
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TheMysticLegacy

Someone who says they don't grind but end up on the leaderboard anyway.
Umesh the other day pulled a TheMysticLegacy
by howiestareOwo August 28, 2021
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