Thelch 

The sound of someone jumping into an undefined boggy mass, eg a meng

"Jesus, that sure was a loud Thelch"

Thelch by Some Guy March 21, 2003

TheChoEra 

has no parents

TheChoEra has no parents

TheChoEra by MilansDeadFather July 23, 2020

thechurchofchrismartin.com 

www.thechurchofchrismartin.com

is an extrordinarily creepy website dedicated to the worshiping of the frontman of popular British Alternitive rock band Coldplay (Chris Martin)

upon further investigation, it has been discovered that the site is not meerily a joke, but is a site with followers who actually believe that Chris Martin is the second coming of Christ and that his songs have subiminal messages and that he himself has divine powers.

girl one:

hahaha morgan check this shit out theres this website thechurchofchrismartin.com people on it made a religion out of that lead singer of Coldplay

morgan:
that is so f'ing creeepy! poor Chris, that'll scare him into early retirement

thechurchofchrismartin.com by peacechild July 8, 2009

thechelso 

Please help me I'm trapped in her basement and she hasn't fed me

thechelso is a very cool person help me

thechelso by trapped crying child November 12, 2021

Anna_TheChef01 

Anna The Chef is a world-famous chef that cooks 11/10 food for everyone.

Her idol is Gordon Ramsey and she was born on February 8th, 1969.

"Anna_TheChef01 cook me pasta."

Anna_TheChef01 by cluverq February 20, 2021

thecheesegodess

the godess of cheese. an unknown godess who everyone shall now worship once they've read this entry or she shall smite thee.

'oh great cheesegodess, i worship you!'
'Thats great keira, brad and sarah, so you should.'

thecheesegodess by thecheesegodess July 18, 2003

theochemy 

The attempt to turn basic, established religious ideas or personalities into new and better ones.

Through theochemy, one noted practicioner tried to combine Cupid and L. Ron Hubbard.

theochemy by James Headfield March 14, 2020