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2021 Romantic Disease Drama with the famous ending where the two main characters go in for the big kiss at the subway station. And then, all the people around them boo and hiss them, and cover their mouths and vomit at the sight of them. But then, there's an orchestral swell because we're happy for them. And the credits roll.
Once it comes out on Blu-Ray, I look forward to getting nice and intimate with Coronavirus the Movie.
by James Headfield March 14, 2020

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Homer is the unfortunate mascot of the Home Depot, Atlanta's projection of how their own workers are expected to come across: Dumpy, overweight, short, cartoonish, caricaturized, and unwilling to make eye contact with you.
"What in the world am I looking at? Dopey showed up?"
"Nah. That's actually Homer."
by James Headfield March 10, 2020

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Similar in meaning to 'underemployed,' 'underattractive' is a word used to describe someone who is of middling-decent sex appeal. About a 5 or 6.
"Hey, she's not bad. She gets presentation points for sure."
"I guess so, but I still kinda find her underattractive."
by James Headfield March 10, 2020

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Australian Jesus is a white guy with long hair who heads his own cult in the Australian outback. He appeals to monied persons, and ignores the poor. He convinces them to leave their families, show up in Australia (if they're foreigners), and place their monies in the palm. Then, he puts them into a heightened emotional state that makes them cry. If you wish to abandon all that is good and true in life, and then cry, then you are encouraged to seek out the cult of Australian Jesus.
Example for Australian Jesus:

"You don't believe in Jesus!?"
"No, of course I believe in Him. He's that one fella in Australia."
by James Headfield March 10, 2020

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Unflippinbelilevable is a safe and acceptable way to say the f-bomb to whomever, or whatever, you wish as your recipient. Members of the clergy, children, elders, dogs, well-done steaks, and televisions are common recipients of the un-f-bomb.
This avocado is already half-rotten? Unflippinbelievable!
by James Headfield March 10, 2020

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Coined during the early days of the Trump presidency, 'Free Melania' was a massive outcry for the release of his wife from forced marriage. However, since Trump rejects democracy, she has yet to attain liberation from her miserable state. But let not the flame die out.
"Whatcha readin' up on?"
"Child brides in polygamists cults."
"Yikes! Free Melania!"
by James Headfield March 10, 2020

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The attempt to turn basic, established religious ideas or personalities into new and better ones.
Through theochemy, one noted practicioner tried to combine Cupid and L. Ron Hubbard.
by James Headfield March 14, 2020

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