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An individual that is utterly incapable of handling technological hardware.
I'm so techinept I keep taking photos of the inside of my purse with my phone.
Techinept by AffirmThis August 10, 2012
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Techineckally

(Tech-ih-neck-ally) Only the the #elite and #alt people can say “techineckally” as for it is correcting the dummies! This is to contrast from someone’s opinions and often used in sarcastic conversations. Although... if you’re getting kidnapped and want to be a smart ass,,,,, use the word “Techineckally” to confuse and scare your #napper .
Adjective 1-“Mmm techineckally BECCY, I’m the captain of the dance squad!”

Very 1- “I’m techineckally wockyslush” -Owen

Noun 1- “Techineckally”
Techineckally by ThatSwagMoFo300 January 20, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008