The tireds 

A case of the tireds when someone is so over tired for a long period of time as if it was an illness.

Nicola:"you sound tired Ian."

Ian: "I've got a bad case of the tireds, more and more people seem to have it in our broken society Nic."

Nicola:"you should start the revolution."

Ian: "I'd have done it already if I didn't have the tireds."

The tireds by WordallySmart February 22, 2019

Chain the Tires 

fondling the male scrotum during intercourse
Verb: Chaining the Tires

Benny: I am feeling horney but there isn't enough time for us to fuck

Becca: No worries! I'll Chain the Tires.. you'll cum in no time!

Chain the Tires by Gras Fam January 13, 2008

Kick the tires and light the fires 

1. All the necessary steps before starting the MAIN step have been completed so it is ready to be executed. It is used if the audience knows what's the main step.

2. To set forth.

Coming from jargon of figter pilots, who use it when they are ready to take-off with afterburners ignition (lighting the fires) after checking the gear as part of preflight check (kicking the tires).

A: Boss, we verified the procedure and everything works flawlessly.
B: Great, let's kick the tires and light the fires.

A: Man, we've waited so long already.
B: You're right, it's time to KTLF.

Kick the tires and light the fires by bocin January 19, 2013

kicking the tires 

Checking the viability of an unknown system by a quick test (derived from literally kicking the tires of an automobile).

(tyres, uk)

He tried kicking the tires of the new security software by infecting his laptop with a handful of common viruses.

kicking the tires by danja123 January 15, 2009

Kick the tires 

to make a quick, superficial inspection of something

Just before I stated to kick the tires a loud scream was uttered by someone in the building.

Kick the tires by The Return of Light Joker April 19, 2009

getting some mud on the tires 

The act of having vigorous anal sex with a partner that doesn’t exactly have the best hygiene. The lube becomes brown and drips on your shoes.

Dude Jim went fishing in the dark with that skank from the bar and ended up getting some mud on the tires.

getting some mud on the tires by GP1310 February 25, 2022

Testing the tires 

This is a term that me and my friends refer to when asking if someone has shit stains in their underwear. These are not the lightly browned streaks, but the heavy streaks that look as if someone was using the underwear to help heat up their racing tires at the track.

Damn dude!
You are never going to get laid when you are always testing the tires.
Shit! Please learn to wipe your ass!

Testing the tires by Wun Hung Lo January 11, 2006