The Spork

There's the big spoon, the little spoon, and sometimes a middle spoon. Another name for the middle spoon is The Spork, because they go both ways.

Who's the big spoon, little spoon, and middle spoon? The middle spoon is The Spork because they go *both ways*.

by Sunblazer5 July 2, 2021

The Spork Baron

One of the single greatest demi-supervillains of all time.

It's a spoon! Its a fork! No, it's THE SPORK BARON!

by The Spork Baron October 20, 2003

The Human Spork

A nickname for any guy who spoons like a boss.

Sleeping with him is so nice, it must be because he's The Human Spork.

by TheHumanSpork December 13, 2015

Spork in the Road

When a road splits into two roads, but ALSO dips. I imagine a fork in the road...and now the dip.

When I hit that spork in the road, I went left but the dip excited me a little bit. It wasn't very notable.

by The_Naked_Snake May 28, 2018

clear the snorkel

To masturbate

Same as...

Bash the bishop
Choke the chicken
Yank the plank
Clean the pipes
Grapple the gorilla
Pet the one eyed snake
Stroke the salami
Massage colin
Toss off
Shake hands with the milkman
Greet the old chap
tommy tank
Spank Off
Spank the Monkey
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc

I went to the club, but y mack was weak, I had to go home alone and clear the snorkel.

by Dwayne November 22, 2005

The snorks

Characters of an terrible animated 80's show that were systematically exterminated by the Japanese Fishing industry.

Guy one: I wonder when they are going to come out with some new Snorks Episodes.
Guy 2: I have some really bad News, the Snorks were all eaten by the Japanese.
Guy 1: Are the smurfs ok?
Guy 2: Nope, cats.

by Jerkymcstupid August 7, 2010

the snorkle

when the testicles are used to cover the snorklees eyes, similar to googles and the penis is inserted into the mouth resembling a snorkling breathing apparatus.

Charballs- "dude why do you have two black eyes,your lips are bleeding at the corners, and your face smells like ball cheese?"
Nate- "i got the snorkle by a trans-sexual afro-american prostitute, i'd rather not talk about it."
Charballs- "You would figure by the time the penis was inserted into your mouth you would have realized she was a man . . . "
Nate- "ya about that"

by Skoorbnut March 11, 2008