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the seed 

Refers to ejaculating to become pregnant, semen must be ejaculated out of a male's penis and into the woman's vagina, up into the cervical opening.

A seed is an embryonic plant enclosed in a protective outer covering. The formation of the seed is part of the process of reproduction in seed plants, the spermatophytes, including the gymnosperm and angiosperm plants.

The seed was planted to further pass down in the family tree.

Semen is only one percent sperm; the rest is composed of over 200 separate proteins, as well as vitamins and minerals including vitamin C, calcium, chlorine, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, vitamin B12, and zinc
"The man whom planted the seed in a woman's vagina was the baby daddy"
the seed by Luciforic101 October 12, 2017
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sally the seed sower 

the art of a female pursuing a male interest through a mannerism of subtlety "planting the seeds" thereby attaining the affection of the desired male.

this happens when the the role of 'gary groundwork' is reversed.
Mary spent the entire night trying to impress John and although to begin with John was distant, her persistence drew him towards her as he soon fell into her trap.
Mary put her sally the seed sower skills to the test and was rewarded.

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breed the seed and need for speed 

Another way to say smash-and-dash, but more complicated
All you gotta do is breed the seed and need for speed

plant the seed 

Getting a guy/girl to notice you and hopefully blossom into something more.
Check out that girl, I'm going over to plant the seed. I'll say hi and compliment her car.

Boned in the seed 

Getting ultimately fucked over in the seeding of a sports tournament
Man, we got boned in the seed because of last weeks game!
Boned in the seed by coachrob69 February 18, 2019

plant the seed 

the flossiest move one can drop or do. It often occurs when the dropper of the seed is out of his or her dome.

To plant the seed means to

1) plant a male seed (a colony of sperm) into the female counterpart.

2) to drop a flossy move on a girl to show you are interested in her. AKA to start a relationship without any commitment.
Dude - i think I am going to plant the seed...I told her to text me....

or

I heard Jim planted the seed with his swizzle stick last night....Better look into plan B jim....

Spread the seed 

To jerk off, and throw the jizz at the ceiling fan.
Don't sit down, I just spread the seed in here.
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