The cocks 

The cocks are a group of menices contain the following cocks: cock, cooked coops, boudsy, doe, neussy, group and grued. These cocks aren’t the typical bunch, you etheir find the cocks at the current locations : farny, ep main, shelly’s, or kemp if they aren’t in the surf one of them will be out scavenging for a duzz.

“hey the cocks come ep main”

The cocks by YEWW33 April 4, 2021

under the cocks 

Going out for a tapped beer (directly translated from Danish: under hanerne.

Hi Guys, let' go under the cocks.

under the cocks by Har1 January 9, 2016

Lord of the Cocks 

Based on a constant erection and given the length and girth. Be careful rounding corners, in your house, or any place of business, as you will put holes in the sheetrock and constantly knock over table lamps. It is recommended, by every doctor in america. To not get too close to the Lord of the Cocks, as he will cause bodily harm. It is recommended by doctors in America, that women protect all orifices when in the presence of the Lord of the Cocks. Fyi, the Lord of the Cocks can and will fuck 20 women at a time. May the Lord of the cocks be in you.

The Lord of the Cocks does not own a ceiling fan.

Lord of the Cocks by Lord of the Cocks July 16, 2024

Cocks to the rocks 

A term meaning to go to the extreme and give it your all. To go above and beyond 100%. Derived from the saying, "pedal to the metal".

Instead of putting the pedal to the floor, you're using your cock to the maximum. The "rock" comes from the saying, "lets rock!"

"We're gonna head out to the clubs tonight and put THE COCKS TO THE ROCKS!"

"Dude, just put the cocks to the rocks and ask her out already."

"I studied all day and night for my exam. I'm gonna kill it! Cocks to the rocks!"

Cocks to the rocks by Rattattack January 25, 2013

Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass. 

modern day application of: "The lesser of two evils"

Child: "I can't decide what to do, mom. Should I lie to my new friend and tell her she looks good even though she doesn't? Or should I come straight out and tell her she looks god awful?"

Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."

Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"

Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass. by Jordan (Captain Awesome) November 6, 2006

Cocks on the table 

When your challenging your friends or rivals, sometimes the only way to man up to the challenge is cocks on the table.

Alright boys, enough bullshit... Cocks on the table!

Cocks on the table by xXx A money xXx August 15, 2008

Too Many Cocks Spoil The Broth

derived from the cliche "too many cooks spoil the broth"

1. saying used when homosexuals get involved with a straight mans relationship.
its implying that the gay want a piece of the action

2. used against an ugly women when they are trying to get with a man
implying they are so ugly they are infact a man and have a cock

1.

Jim: This gay guy keeps trying to give me relationship advice
Josh: haha well you no what they say, 'too many cocks spoil the broth'. he clearly wants you to
Jim: o god no!

2.

Tom: have you heard that ellie is trying to get with jim
Josh: jesus christ shes disgusting
Tom: yeh i've been telling jim 'too many cocks spoil the broth'

Too Many Cocks Spoil The Broth by joshinho April 8, 2010