The Yoshi 

When you give a girl laxatives. Then proceed to perform anal on her. After a while surprise her and pull out real quick and jump on her back yelling Yahoo! Yahoo! like Mario. She then shits everywhere from the surprise.

"I gave my girl "The Yoshi" last night. She loved it"

"This random guy did "The Yoshi" to me yesterday. I came everywhere."

"I did "The Yoshi" to my homie. He hasn't talked to me ever sense."

The Yoshi by Mastabowski February 26, 2025

hit the yoshi on em 

(slang)
when you fuck someone(thing) up

I really just hit the yoshi on em. that nigga over dere

hit the yoshi on em by wetw466j January 16, 2021

hit the yoshi on em 

when you fuck something up real good.

i just hit the yoshi on em. i just yoshi that fool

hit the yoshi on em by Second5oul January 17, 2021

Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus

Originally known as 'Yoshi' from the children's series 'Mario', 'Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus' is a gangster-turned-unicorn dinosaur-turtle hybrid on methamphetamine.

Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus currently resides in Australia, living the high life with his biker and gangster friends, listening to dubstep music in the park. Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus sightings have been commonly reported at a private school in Victoria, Australia. You can summon Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus in your bedroom by jumping up and down three times and stating the phrase, "lick me, daddy".

Rumors speculate that Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus was the initial cause of 9/11, but this is yet to be confirmed. Some say that Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus owns a YouTube account under the pseudonym, "Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus". He has some pretty cool content so go and check him out.

Person 1: Hey, guess what?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I last night I summoned Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus in my bedroom! He bought pizza and chips and we got high as fuck and played Super Mario 64 all night long!
Person 2: Damn, that kid is a legend

Person 1: I'll say!

Yoshi The Dubstepasaurus by ms_edge May 29, 2018

yoshi the beast

Most savage troll in the universe!!!

You are the greatest yoshi the beast ever!

yoshi the beast by heyirock December 6, 2016

yoshi the dino

A dinosaur that wishes he was dead because every fucking day when Mario sees him, Mario jumps on yoshi and fucking punches his neck when he wants to feed yoshi. Yoshi thinks he is a slave, Yoshi thinks Mario is a fuck boy because he keeps jumping on him. Yoshi likes it when Mario abandons him and jumps off him above a void, causing him to die. But then ten fucking seconds later Mario is back on Yoshi choking him to feed him once more

Yoshi The Dino: “man I wish I was fucking dead”

Mario:*creeps up behind yoshi and whispers into his ear*

Mario: “you know what Time it is yoshi.....”

Yoshi: “fuck my life”

Mario: “Gladly”

yoshi the dino by DeedeeDoodooIsOnTheToilet May 30, 2020

yosh the kadosh 

sucking the big one (that means licking penis)

"Kyle Fleming loves to yosh the kadosh!"

yosh the kadosh by Bradfield March 2, 2009