The Wobbler is a person, a thing, a
god. its everything, and nothing, and VERY attractive. No man can resist. In mayan cultures it was considered the sun
god. to the early sixties, black people called it 'big booties'.
From this phenomenon, a religious and scientific subject is created. Wobblism, the belief of the Wobbler, is for the people with deep love for the wobbler, and includes thy 10 commandments. as for wobblerology, it is the scientific study which includes the element Wobble (Wo), which is still being experimented on today. this element is very reactive and radio active.
As for
history, it has been
said from the beginning of
time the wobbler was present. it was past from generation to generation, now is located in Brussels, Belgium, and its location is on (not mentioning
name) the person with the initials D.C. and is female. in the early times the between was considered the holy grail, and there was no end to this bottomless
awesomeness.
please fund the GluteusMaximus Wobbler foundation to help us investigate this phenomenon.