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The UD is an online 'Urban Dictionary' made by it's followers. The UD originated a few years back. The followers have grown and changed, as well as the blog itself. It originated as a funny way to express one's creative side, as well as get a laugh or make a laugh. The UD has become very popular over the years and has followers from every aspect of life; with motives of the kind and gentle, cruel and cold, and everything in between.
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UD the bitch 

Just when you wanna publish some words (Urban dictionary) they just don't share them and send (wasn't published) to you , then you could call them the bitch as funny not insult.
Hey dude, I published some words last night but it wasn't published
oh man, me too , UD the bitch published some fuckin nonsense definitions but not good and also it must be cleared there so many harmful , slurs homophobic bad words haha.
UD the bitch by Kage Maro 2008 March 13, 2015

UD the bitch 

When you wanna publish some words (Urban dictionary) and they send you (ain't published) you can call them the bitch
Oh , UD the bitch didn't publish my word how I hate you UD
UD the bitch by Kage Maro 2008 March 13, 2015

The Names Section of UD 

The section where all retarded dipshits write about their name and make themselves feel good.
TihspiD has a great personality and has a monster hulk dick and can fly around the world and beat Superman's dick faster than The Flash.

Derpina has a dirty vagina that everyone has banged harder than the boner I have in my pants right now.

Paulie:I just read The Names Section of UD and I found out I am a boss.
Guy: I found out you're a bitch on the definition below yours.

milking the udder  

Another term for taking a piss. Usually said by a man.
Man I was in the bathroom milking the udder sorry for taking so long. I had been holding that one for awhile

The Udder of Sympathy 

When one is going through a life struggle and is thirsty for sympathy. Like how a calf has an extreme thirst for it's mother's udder milk.

In most common cases this is illustrated through the likes of social media.
"Sophie broke up with her boyfriend and posted a status about it on facebook. With the help of her friend's supportive comments and 1026 likes, Sophie felt replenished from the udder of sympathy can now continue on with her fucking life"

butter the udder

The act of ejaculating on a pair of soft, supple breast
Jennifer got me so worked up from the sex, I pulled out and proceeded to butter the udder with a huge hot load.
butter the udder by martin92683 February 23, 2015