The Texan

When a dentist is doing a dental procedure and t-bags the patient during the procedure.

Oh that doctor just gave him the Texan.

The Texan by dds 1987 January 25, 2014

The Texan Steakhouse 

The act of inserting a full 12oz steak dinner into the womans vagina. The female then lies on the dining table with her legs open, as the male proceeds to eat said dinner with a fork and knife. Once finished, the male then spreads the female's buttocks to reveal a well hidden trifle, stashed in the anus. The male then eats the trifle with a spoon. Afterwards, normal coitus is resumed.

I can't believe i let my husband give me The Texan Steakhouse last week, I'm still finding crumbs down there!

The Texan Steakhouse by The Angry Scotsman July 24, 2011

The Texan Finger 

The act of entering another man anally with a hand formed into the shape of a gun. Typically regarded as a show of disrespect, especially if performed in the state of Texas where homosexuality is strongly frowned upon.

"He gave me the finger; I gave him the Texan Finger"

The Texan Finger by andyg69 March 1, 2017

The Texan Teether 

You find an uncircumcised Texan, (preferably be Texan yourself) then pull their pants down and start suckling with your teeth until you peel the skin off by grinding your teeth on it like a banana peel.

"I dare you to let me do the Texan Teether to you later today!"

The Texan Teether by newyorker51 October 13, 2023

The Texan Penis Tickler

A man dressed in all black who comes to your house at night and asks if you want to have gay sex. If you say no, he kills himself, but if you say yes, he tickles your penis while eating red hot cheetos.

Dave: "dude the texan penis tickler came to my house last night and we had penis sex"

The Texan Penis Tickler by lestigtrippy August 2, 2026

The Dumb Texan

Playing Dumb to avoid accountability or Acting as if you have no idea what is going on, to allow a situation to evolve.

I know he chose not to take out the trash, but he is playing the Dumb Texan and acting like he didn't know he needed to.

The Dumb Texan by The freshness March 3, 2014

The Average Texan 

The biggest fat fucking piece of meat in existence. Can fill up to 80 people, per organ. He has 3 children in his basement, 2 boys and a girl. He makes the boys fuck him and the girl suck him off. Owns every gun, in existence, and has a Dodge Ram. If you see this fatass in a red "i SuPpOrT tRuMp" hat, white tank top, blue jeans...

R U N

The Average Texan: Hey little girl, want some candy..?
Little Girl: Sure!

You get the rest...

The Average Texan by FunnehBoi December 28, 2020