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The Texan Steakhouse
The act of inserting a full 12oz steak dinner into the womans vagina. The female then lies on the dining table with her legs open, as the male proceeds to eat said dinner with a fork and knife. Once finished, the male then spreads the female's buttocks to reveal a well hidden trifle, stashed in the anus. The male then eats the trifle with a spoon. Afterwards, normal coitus is resumed.
I can't believe i let my husband give me The Texan Steakhouse last week, I'm still finding crumbs down there!
The Texan Steakhouse by The Angry Scotsman July 24, 2011
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The Texan Finger
The act of entering another man anally with a hand formed into the shape of a gun. Typically regarded as a show of disrespect, especially if performed in the state of Texas where homosexuality is strongly frowned upon.
The Texan Finger by andyg69 March 1, 2017
The Texan Teether
You find an uncircumcised Texan, (preferably be Texan yourself) then pull their pants down and start suckling with your teeth until you peel the skin off by grinding your teeth on it like a banana peel.
The Texan Teether by newyorker51 October 13, 2023
The Dumb Texan
Playing Dumb to avoid accountability or Acting as if you have no idea what is going on, to allow a situation to evolve.
I know he chose not to take out the trash, but he is playing the Dumb Texan and acting like he didn't know he needed to.
The Dumb Texan by The freshness March 3, 2014
The Average Texan
The biggest fat fucking piece of meat in existence. Can fill up to 80 people, per organ. He has 3 children in his basement, 2 boys and a girl. He makes the boys fuck him and the girl suck him off. Owns every gun, in existence, and has a Dodge Ram. If you see this fatass in a red "i SuPpOrT tRuMp" hat, white tank top, blue jeans...
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The Average Texan by FunnehBoi December 28, 2020