Top definition
a severe case of "chap ass" or "parched poop-chute" that causes the afflicted to walk as would a cowboy.
That triple-beef burrito from Taco Bell gave me the worst case of the texans I have ever had. I was running back and forth from the can like Gene Autrey.
by gabbo99 October 14, 2005
Get the mug
Get a the texans mug for your fish Bob.
Dec 1 Word of the Day
"Man fuck Donald trump, he wants to build a wall and don't pay taxes!!"
by January 30, 2017
Get the mug
Get a fuck donald trump mug for your guy Paul.
When a dentist is doing a dental procedure and t-bags the patient during the procedure.
Oh that doctor just gave him the Texan.
by dds 1987 January 25, 2014
Get the mug
Get a The Texan mug for your coworker Manley.