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The Sloppy B 

When someone is so fat you can hear it. usually when pronouncing a word with a B, the persons cheeks fill up with air before sloppily delivering the sound of it. A good example can be found in a lot of Eric Cartman monologues and dialogues. This is achieved in its utmost glory when accompanied by sloth-like gluttony and maybe a marlboro red. If you should ever text this, the correct spelling to represent a fat persons B is (B!). this implies the cheeks have swollen with air and pelted its recipient with verbal obesity.
I almost died when I heard that fat bitch speak! she had The Sloppy B's flowin!
The Sloppy B by thefallingdream January 18, 2010
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the sloppy bobby

is a sloppy lightweight drunk who likes to prove his manhood by showing everyone hes not a girl by repeatedly showing his penis to people he is with then goes to the yard and eats grass until passing out. see also sad virgin also known as kim or sara
screw these guys im not a girl look im doing the sloppy bobby
the sloppy bobby by sloppyjoe55 August 7, 2009

The Sloppy Butcher

When a man is strapped to a table and a pendulum is slowly and painfully slicing off his testicles while a homeless man shits in his mouth.
Our torture sessions are getting much more exciting, last night I payed a homeless dude to help me give Dave The Sloppy Butcher.
The Sloppy Butcher by Nate of Fate February 18, 2009

The Sloppy Bosnian 

A term used for any item, most of the time referring to a piece of food, that looks like, smells like, or tastes like a piece of shit.
"Jesus Christ dude that chili looks like shit! What are they serving today? The Sloppy Bosnian?"

the mary poppings supercalifragilisticexpialidocious gawk gawk vacuum chamber quadruple hand twist ushy bushy gushy sloppy toppy boppy naughty gorilla grip fade tsunami volcano eruption of semen soul snatcher combo wombo mumbo 3000 

DA BEST GAWK GAWK YOU WILL EVER RECEIVE IN A LIFETIME, YOU WONT BE ABLE TO WALK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFETIME AFTER THIS AND YOUR SOUL WILL BE SENT TO HEAVEN IF DONE CORRECTLY
Dave: Yo my homeboy, you want the the mary poppings supercalifragilisticexpialidocious gawk gawk vacuum chamber quadruple hand twist ushy bushy gushy sloppy toppy boppy naughty gorilla grip fade tsunami volcano eruption of semen soul snatcher combo wombo mumbo 3000?

William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child

The big sloppy

(Usually preformed by a man and a women) On a hot summer day you have to have a women's sweat in your mouth. Then she defecates in your mouth and then the woman has to throw up in your mouth and your hair until you almost drown from the concoction in your mouth and then throws all of it in her vagina
Person 1: Man it's hot, wanna do The big sloppy?

Person 2: Fuck yeah!
The big sloppy by bighunkyfag January 30, 2026

the old 1-2 ghetto booty slappy 

When 2 males stand on each side of a girl on her knees while she uses KY Tingling Sensation Lube to masturbate both of them continuously until they start to ejaculate and then they bend back there boners counter side to her ASS cheeks and slap her on the ass with their dicks.
Nillina was on all fours so Manlord and Blacklighte could give her the old 1-2 ghetto booty slappy.
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