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Buffaded

when you eat so much at the buffet you can no longer move, you are sweating, you feel like crap and you need to crap, you are experiencing shortness of breath, you look like a swollen hot dog, and all you want to do is sleep.
Hey man, lets grab another plate and go get some cobbler to top it off. No way, i cant do it (cough, cough, wheez, burp). Normally i would but i'm straight up BUFFADED.
by thefallingdream January 17, 2010
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swipples

a mixture of the words "sweet" and "nipples" which indicate both "appreciation" and "greatness". This word denotes a fine achievement, or anything proving to be good, awesome, triumphant, or beneficial.

VARIANT: The abbreviated variant to this word is "SWIPPS", which is just a shorter version that is equally as effective.
I will provide 2 of each. you decide

Example 1 (swipples): Hey bro, I just made $100 off of your sister which, in my book, is pretty damn SWIPPLES.

Example 2 (swipples): Dude, that guys' kick drum tone is straight up SWIPPLES

Example 3 (swipps): Dude, the new Mastodon album is pretty SWIPPS

Exanple 4 (swipps): i just won $8 on this scratcher, SWIPPS!
by thefallingdream January 17, 2010
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Master Piper

a man who is constantly layin' pipe. This man does not discriminate against who he serves. He bones all women, fat, skinny, ugly, hot, black, white, doesnt matter as long as hes layin pipe one way or another. a Master Piper is like the highest belt degree in martial arts. It takes focus, determination, discipline, and a clear conscience to become one. Once achieved, all will bow down.
Hey, see that dude at the end of the bar? Yeah, why? His names Bart, he's a legend. The dude takes home a new chick every single night, and that makes him the MASTER PIPER around here.
by thefallingdream January 18, 2010
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Rot Satchel

When your ball sweat has that stinky tinge of vinegar and asshole. Sometimes it seems to be accompanied by a faint scent of bleach. It can also smell like leftover pussy from the night before. Either way, your balls, or the satchel that contains your balls, smell like hell
I cant stand that bitch, so the next time I get her to blow me, im gonna make sure I got some nice ROT SATCHEL ready for her
by thefallingdream January 18, 2010
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Elf Shoe

A slightly upwardly curved titty. These were prominent in the 70's and early 80's but can still periodically be seen hangin around in todays culture. They are also known as Quarter Moons, Banana Tits, Thumbnail Titties, and Uppercuts.
I love Abby's little Elf Shoes. They compliment her heart shaped ass quite nicely.
by thefallingdream January 18, 2010
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Uppercut

an upward curve of the penis. This also applies to right hooks as right curves of the cock, and Left hooks. For Downward curves See definition of "Southpaw"

Cock Combo Variations:

Uppercut Left Hook: left curve of the cock while still maintaining its upward curvature

Uppercut Right Hook: Right curve of the cock while maintaining its upward curvature
Laugh all ya want dickhead, then go ask your mom how much she loved the uppercut.
by thefallingdream January 18, 2010
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Southpaw

When your boner is curved downward while erect. This is way more rare than an uppercut or right or left hooks, but theyre out there, and they always take the opponent by surprise
Dude check this porn out, that son of a bitch is a Southpaw from hell!
by thefallingdream January 18, 2010
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