The Sloppy B

When someone is so fat you can hear it. usually when pronouncing a word with a B, the persons cheeks fill up with air before sloppily delivering the sound of it. A good example can be found in a lot of Eric Cartman monologues and dialogues. This is achieved in its utmost glory when accompanied by sloth-like gluttony and maybe a marlboro red. If you should ever text this, the correct spelling to represent a fat persons B is (B!). this implies the cheeks have swollen with air and pelted its recipient with verbal obesity.

I almost died when I heard that fat bitch speak! she had The Sloppy B's flowin!

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

Beefchief

a man who doesnt discriminate who and what he has sex with minus short flashes of sober clarity. This is the last degree of pipe layer before reaching Master Piper status (see Master Piper definition). Although Master Piper gets the most pussy, the Beefchief gets way more than the average man, and is still worthy of a bow down.

see, you think you get laid a lot, but Moitozo will show you what its all about. Hes the BEEFCHIEF and you aint shit!

by thefallingdream January 20, 2010

Rot Satchel

When your ball sweat has that stinky tinge of vinegar and asshole. Sometimes it seems to be accompanied by a faint scent of bleach. It can also smell like leftover pussy from the night before. Either way, your balls, or the satchel that contains your balls, smell like hell

I cant stand that bitch, so the next time I get her to blow me, im gonna make sure I got some nice ROT SATCHEL ready for her

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

Southpaw

When your boner is curved downward while erect. This is way more rare than an uppercut or right or left hooks, but theyre out there, and they always take the opponent by surprise

Dude check this porn out, that son of a bitch is a Southpaw from hell!

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

Elf Shoe

A slightly upwardly curved titty. These were prominent in the 70's and early 80's but can still periodically be seen hangin around in todays culture. They are also known as Quarter Moons, Banana Tits, Thumbnail Titties, and Uppercuts.

I love Abby's little Elf Shoes. They compliment her heart shaped ass quite nicely.

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

swipples

a mixture of the words "sweet" and "nipples" which indicate both "appreciation" and "greatness". This word denotes a fine achievement, or anything proving to be good, awesome, triumphant, or beneficial.

VARIANT: The abbreviated variant to this word is "SWIPPS", which is just a shorter version that is equally as effective.

I will provide 2 of each. you decide

Example 1 (swipples): Hey bro, I just made $100 off of your sister which, in my book, is pretty damn SWIPPLES.

Example 2 (swipples): Dude, that guys' kick drum tone is straight up SWIPPLES

Example 3 (swipps): Dude, the new Mastodon album is pretty SWIPPS

Exanple 4 (swipps): i just won $8 on this scratcher, SWIPPS!

by thefallingdream January 17, 2010

Lure

Any vocalist who sings with that muddy ass stupid sound like the insanely fucking stupid guy from Creed. Any vocalist who sing like they have a mouth full of shit and sunflower seeds and they just drank 2 gallons of milk and have that mucousy layer covering their throat that gives you that goofy kermit the frog sound. The predominant sound is an ongoing R sound while singing. Hence, the LURE sound cuz it sounds like they are always saying "LURE LURE LURE YERRR (B!)EERR UH HUR YAY YER LUUUURE LEWER LURE". Band examples would be Creed, Godsmack, UPO, Tantric, Days of The New, Pete Barnsley, and Kilgore.

Alice In Chains are the only ones who get a pass on this one cuz they revolutionized it. and Layne Stayleys vocal melodies are cool despite his deep LURE

UUGGGHHH! I hate when vocalists have to fuckin LURE when they sing. The LURE is so generic and nobody naturally sounds like that, so these fags obviously LURE intentionally, which makes it even gayer!

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010