thefallingdream's definitions

Southpaw

When your boner is curved downward while erect. This is way more rare than an uppercut or right or left hooks, but theyre out there, and they always take the opponent by surprise

Dude check this porn out, that son of a bitch is a Southpaw from hell!

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

Beefchief

a man who doesnt discriminate who and what he has sex with minus short flashes of sober clarity. This is the last degree of pipe layer before reaching Master Piper status (see Master Piper definition). Although Master Piper gets the most pussy, the Beefchief gets way more than the average man, and is still worthy of a bow down.

see, you think you get laid a lot, but Moitozo will show you what its all about. Hes the BEEFCHIEF and you aint shit!

by thefallingdream January 20, 2010

swipples

a mixture of the words "sweet" and "nipples" which indicate both "appreciation" and "greatness". This word denotes a fine achievement, or anything proving to be good, awesome, triumphant, or beneficial.

VARIANT: The abbreviated variant to this word is "SWIPPS", which is just a shorter version that is equally as effective.

I will provide 2 of each. you decide

Example 1 (swipples): Hey bro, I just made $100 off of your sister which, in my book, is pretty damn SWIPPLES.

Example 2 (swipples): Dude, that guys' kick drum tone is straight up SWIPPLES

Example 3 (swipps): Dude, the new Mastodon album is pretty SWIPPS

Exanple 4 (swipps): i just won $8 on this scratcher, SWIPPS!

by thefallingdream January 17, 2010

The Sloppy B

When someone is so fat you can hear it. usually when pronouncing a word with a B, the persons cheeks fill up with air before sloppily delivering the sound of it. A good example can be found in a lot of Eric Cartman monologues and dialogues. This is achieved in its utmost glory when accompanied by sloth-like gluttony and maybe a marlboro red. If you should ever text this, the correct spelling to represent a fat persons B is (B!). this implies the cheeks have swollen with air and pelted its recipient with verbal obesity.

I almost died when I heard that fat bitch speak! she had The Sloppy B's flowin!

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

Lure

Any vocalist who sings with that muddy ass stupid sound like the insanely fucking stupid guy from Creed. Any vocalist who sing like they have a mouth full of shit and sunflower seeds and they just drank 2 gallons of milk and have that mucousy layer covering their throat that gives you that goofy kermit the frog sound. The predominant sound is an ongoing R sound while singing. Hence, the LURE sound cuz it sounds like they are always saying "LURE LURE LURE YERRR (B!)EERR UH HUR YAY YER LUUUURE LEWER LURE". Band examples would be Creed, Godsmack, UPO, Tantric, Days of The New, Pete Barnsley, and Kilgore.

Alice In Chains are the only ones who get a pass on this one cuz they revolutionized it. and Layne Stayleys vocal melodies are cool despite his deep LURE

UUGGGHHH! I hate when vocalists have to fuckin LURE when they sing. The LURE is so generic and nobody naturally sounds like that, so these fags obviously LURE intentionally, which makes it even gayer!

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

Buffaded

when you eat so much at the buffet you can no longer move, you are sweating, you feel like crap and you need to crap, you are experiencing shortness of breath, you look like a swollen hot dog, and all you want to do is sleep.

Hey man, lets grab another plate and go get some cobbler to top it off. No way, i cant do it (cough, cough, wheez, burp). Normally i would but i'm straight up BUFFADED.

by thefallingdream January 17, 2010

Twizzler Dick

Post sex urination that comes out in multiple directions only to find all angles twisting together in a twizzler licorice type format and forming one solid stream toward the end of the pee

I had some TWIZZLER DICK when i woke up this morning.

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010