14 definitions by thefallingdream

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a man who is constantly layin' pipe. This man does not discriminate against who he serves. He bones all women, fat, skinny, ugly, hot, black, white, doesnt matter as long as hes layin pipe one way or another. a Master Piper is like the highest belt degree in martial arts. It takes focus, determination, discipline, and a clear conscience to become one. Once achieved, all will bow down.
Hey, see that dude at the end of the bar? Yeah, why? His names Bart, he's a legend. The dude takes home a new chick every single night, and that makes him the MASTER PIPER around here.
by thefallingdream January 18, 2010
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the battle marks on the bottom of the toilet from heavy shits hittin the porcelain and causing residue to remain even after flushing
i had a case of the hangover browns this morning and i left a few sandstamps for my roommates to deal with
by thefallingdream January 18, 2010
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When your ball sweat has that stinky tinge of vinegar and asshole. Sometimes it seems to be accompanied by a faint scent of bleach. It can also smell like leftover pussy from the night before. Either way, your balls, or the satchel that contains your balls, smell like hell
I cant stand that bitch, so the next time I get her to blow me, im gonna make sure I got some nice ROT SATCHEL ready for her
by thefallingdream January 18, 2010
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when you eat so much at the buffet you can no longer move, you are sweating, you feel like crap and you need to crap, you are experiencing shortness of breath, you look like a swollen hot dog, and all you want to do is sleep.
Hey man, lets grab another plate and go get some cobbler to top it off. No way, i cant do it (cough, cough, wheez, burp). Normally i would but i'm straight up BUFFADED.
by thefallingdream January 16, 2010
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A slightly upwardly curved titty. These were prominent in the 70's and early 80's but can still periodically be seen hangin around in todays culture. They are also known as Quarter Moons, Banana Tits, Thumbnail Titties, and Uppercuts.
I love Abby's little Elf Shoes. They compliment her heart shaped ass quite nicely.
by thefallingdream January 18, 2010
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Much like the dingleberry, the cumbleberry is the leftover toilet paper or inner sock lent that is stuck to your cock after cleaning up a blown load. It usually goes undiscovered until the next time you pee.
when me and Ron went to take a piss in the urinals, i couldnt help but notice he had a nickel sized cumbleberry on his crown that stuck out like a sore thumb.
by thefallingdream January 18, 2010
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The protestant act of baptism, but given to any person of hispanic origin
Did you go watch Humberto's BEAN DIP at Calvary Temple today?
by thefallingdream January 18, 2010
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