The Serg 

See wordCockstorm/word. Also known as the definitive weight-liftin' gamer with a goatee.

"You may be terrible, but not as bad as The Serg"

The Serg by Lat January 7, 2003

slap the sergeant 

Masturbating.

I'm going to think about you while I slap the sergeant tonight.

slap the sergeant by Anal Speeds October 25, 2013

The Sergeant Major 

Performing the "Angry Pirate" and the "Alaskan Pipeline" back to back.

He gave her the Sergeant Major after she said not to jizz in her mouth.

The Sergeant Major by accessdnied January 21, 2010

The Sergeant Bilco 

This infamous act involves doing the traditional testy tuck, which is obviously placing your scrotum and penis between your legs.

However, the magic starts when you also nipple yourself, whilst your friends and/or relatives take incriminating photographs of you.

And voila - you've done The Sergeant Bilco

This act first came to notoriety in 2007 in a Magaluf hotel room. To fully recreate this filthy act, a sleezy, darkened hotel room makes for a perfect ambience.

"Oh my goodness - look at my pictures.....I've done the best example of The Sergeant Bilco"

The Sergeant Bilco by Sam Du Feu January 15, 2008

slapping the sergeant 

It's a sentence which using as jerking off in Turkey

Yesterday i was slapping the sergeant then ....

slapping the sergeant by Genieme February 1, 2018

The Sergio

The act of defecating on your best friends shoes while he is giving you a blow job.

History of The Sergio:

The Sergio originated in Santa Ana, Ca around 2006 A.D. Every year Sergio would buy very expensive presents for all of his friends on their birthdays. One year Sergio decided to buy his best friends Sirius satellite radio. During this time period Sergio was going through a few financial difficulties. However, this did not stop him from getting his best friend the ultimate gift of Sirius satellite radio. (Side note: Sergio loves shoes, especially Nike Jordans) When Sergio's best friend received his gift he was so excited that he immediately dropped Sergio's pants and gave him a hummer. Right as Sergio was climaxing he noticed his best friend's shoes were right underneath him. So as he orgasmed he dropped a duece right on his friends brand Jordans. The rest is history and today we know this act as THE SERGIO.

-Hey what did you do last night?

-Well, it was my best friend's birthday and I got him something nice. So after the party I gave him The Sergio.

The Sergio by The Mudslider June 11, 2006

The "Sergio Perez" 

The action in which you line up 19 people. (M or F) and all proceed to ejaculate on them from 19th to 1st. (Sergio Perez's last to first win on Sakir.)

Person 2: Wanna do The "Sergio Perez"?
Person 2: Sure, I wanna be 19th.

The "Sergio Perez" by F1_fan9291 April 23, 2022