The Poket

Not to be confused with any old pocket, the Poket is an inter-dimentional portal stored in the pants of the one and only god of pockets. The god of pockets owns the poket, which is a never ending assortment of unforseen horrors and annoyances.
- see also- Mayer of Water

The Poket is never filled.

by Jak, The Adviser and Detective of the God Of Pockets February 1, 2008

The Poet

Code name for a mole or undercover government informat.

The bust was successful thanks impart to "The Poet" working undercover and providing information.

by Brian Knowles July 21, 2011

The Pocket Maneuver

You can perform the pocket maneuver when you are in a classroom or at work. Say you are sitting in your chair, and you feel a boner coming, pull the pocket of your pants out and feed your cock through the pocket. This will kind of hide your erection but it does feel very nice. This technique works the best if you are wearing boxers and athletic shorts/pants.

Your Friend - "Crap, I'm starting to get a massive boner."
You - "Oh no problem, just pull The Pocket Maneuver and it will hide it AND it feels cool. I'm using that technique right now."

by zergleman January 7, 2011

In the Pocket

When two or more people play musical instruments together, with or without a vocal accompaniment and are perfectly on-beat, never missing a note or going off tempo in any way.

The Expression "in the pocket" most commonly refers to the musical genres of jazz, blues, bluegrass and flamenco.

"Wow.. have you heard Django Reinhardts minor swing? The whole song is in the pocket!"

"Man, the Tolga Quartet are really in the pocket tonight"

by guitarguru13 August 23, 2007

hands in the pockets

a non-literal snowboarding term, "hands in the pockets" refers to a trick done with such steeze, it looks as though they could have just kept their hands in their pockets.

"Did you see that kid? Cab 270 on, pretzel out--hands in the pockets. Sick."

by B Kramer January 19, 2008

put me in the pocket

When something or someone excites you, you have been put in the pocket. See Tabi Bonney.

Yo that girl looks fine, she put me in the pocket.

by ThugDoubt October 15, 2006

The Pocket Prank

An amazing prank where you first start off by putting a hole in your pocket so that you can put your dick inside it. Then in a cafeteria line you go next to the hottest girl in the school and make sure you have your hands full of food. Then you say to her "Can you get me money out of my pocket, my hands are kind of full." She'll say sure and then next thing you know she'll be reaching for your man horn.

Jason: (Hands are filled with food) Hey Tiffany could you get me my money out of my pocket.

Tiffany: Sure which pocket?

Jason: The left one but make sure you reach far down.

Tiffany: Ew that's your dick!

Jason: Yeah it is.

This is "The Pocket Prank."

by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010