The Onions

When cooking with onions for a long period of time / great number of days, one may smell of onions and be unable to be rid of the smell.

The smell can also seep into pores, and when squeezing spots, they may smell of onions.

Girl, on squeezing her boyfriends spot:

Girl - "MAN, that reeks of onions"
Boy - "Yes, I made onion soup today".
Girl - "You have the onions!!"

by Leemla February 16, 2010

Onioned

The act of mistaking an article written by the satirical newspaper "The Onion" for a genuine article. Usually demonstrating a persons lack of critical thinking skills.

Chinese government run newspaper was onioned in 2002, when they reported that "Congress Threatens To Leave D.C. Unless New Capitol Is Built".

by Brilliant mind October 28, 2010

The Onion

"America's Finest News Source." A satirical that makes fun of American politics and pop culture.

This article by The Onion is hilarious!

by Jon January 01, 2004

Not The Onion

A disclaimer used when sharing a news article, announcing that the content is absurd, but real. It references the satirical news outlet The Onion.

Joe: Not The Onion- Republicans are proposing a law to implement criminal charges on women who have miscarriages.

by Scotialist August 09, 2011

Onioning

when a guy is dancing behind an unknown girl , for example in a crowded disco or pub , and He is trying to put his pelvis as close,of the girl's bottom as, he can, following the rhythm of music while He is faking to dance.

Girl: She was onioning so hard on my ass last night! I thought it was gonna go numb!!

by SpanishUrbanBoy September 19, 2016

onion

an ounce of cocaine

"takin' orders is sunnin, an ounce of coke is an onion" R.I.P. BIG-L

by rasta-gangsta March 04, 2003

Onion

Have layers; are like ogres

“Ogres are like onions, onions have layers, ogres have layers”

by Moto Moto is god April 01, 2019