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the old pump and jerk 

1. An old fashioned reach around.

2. Getting screwed over.
1. Gay porn is built on the old pump and jerk.

2. Ignacio said he had my money but all I got was the old pump and jerk.

The Old Dick Twist

When one man grabs the dick of another with a firm grasp and twists his dick.
Man in the background: GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT
Person: Oh my god dude this is a MMA fight
Man in the background: THE OLD DICK TWIST
Person: YEA!! TWIST HIS DIIIIICK

the old in-out in-out 

1. Copulation. Best said by Alex, of A Clockwork Orange.
1. "No time for the old in-out in-out, love. Just came to check the meter."

The Old Zazzoo 

a way of saying stealing or shoplifting.
i saw a watch i wanted, but it was $800 so i just gave it the old zazzoo
The Old Zazzoo by SweetDoggyM August 27, 2016

The Old Nite 

The RuneScape account name of a high-ranking, recently deceased player. According to his sister, he has recently died from a two month battle with bowel cancer. The Old Nite was well known for being a friendly player that would generously help players out in need of help. A lot of comments are made on his good nature and kindness. Many people have forum signatures or blurbs showing recognition to him and his death.
The Old Nite by xX_Fr0st July 10, 2006

the old nite 

One of the greatest Runescape players to have ever lived. Sadly, he recently died due to cancer. This was first thought to be a rumor but was later confirmed by his sister. His death was greatly mourned amongst the all runescape players. He was far greater than Zezima because zezima is a nerdy fruit and The Old Nite was a kind, helpful person.
Rest in peace, The Old Nite, we all miss you.
the old nite by p00flake July 16, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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