Virginia Monster Truck Tire

When you stand up after sex fully erect, and you clock your head on the running ceiling fan.
Example 1: I just had sex with that hot Kayla chick and after I got Virginia Monster Truck Tired. I swear I have a concussion.

Example 2: Jack fucked me but it wasn't good, the only good thing was him getting Virginia Monster Truck Tired.
by Handjizz_201 February 18, 2019
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The Old Dick Twist

When one man grabs the dick of another with a firm grasp and twists his dick.
Man in the background: GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT
Person: Oh my god dude this is a MMA fight
Man in the background: THE OLD DICK TWIST
Person: YEA!! TWIST HIS DIIIIICK
by Handjizz_201 March 04, 2019
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Toupee

A Toupee is when one man takes his nutsack and applies it onto the another man’s shaft to create an old western style powered wig/toupee
I heard Tyler and Brad were getting on in last night and he gave him the ol western toupee, Tyler said it was gay but comfy
by Handjizz_201 February 09, 2024
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