p00flake's definitions

Osama Bean Laden

A laughable attempt at spelling "Osama Bin Laden"

If you spell Osama Bin Laden as "Osama Bean Laden", you are a fucktard.

by p00flake September 28, 2006

metric system

Something that America will never be able to muster the intelligence to use.

Canadian: Why don't you guys use the metric system?
American: We don't know how.
Canadian: It's simple. There are 10 millimeters in a centimeter, 10 centimeters in a decimeter, 10 decimeters in a meter...
American: *Brain overheats and explodes*

by p00flake August 8, 2006

win.com

The file used to load the Microsoft Windows operating system.

C:\WINDOWS\system32\WIN.COM is used to load Windows XP

by p00flake July 25, 2006

>:)

Smiley indicating either an evil grin or a sad jew.

If you look at >:) by tilting your head to the left, its an evil grin, but if you look at it by tilting your head to the right, its a sad jew!

by p00flake July 24, 2006

Winblows

Definition made on urbandictionary.com by macintrash users because there is not much else to do on a macintosh

Mac user: Opens up Microsoft Internet Explorer Macintosh Edition and defines "Winblows" on urbandictionary.com

by p00flake July 18, 2006

the old nite

One of the greatest Runescape players to have ever lived. Sadly, he recently died due to cancer. This was first thought to be a rumor but was later confirmed by his sister. His death was greatly mourned amongst the all runescape players. He was far greater than Zezima because zezima is a nerdy fruit and The Old Nite was a kind, helpful person.

Rest in peace, The Old Nite, we all miss you.

by p00flake July 16, 2006

commander keen

One of the best MS-DOS games to have ever existed. Everyone who plays this game loves it. Sadly, the Commander Keen series was never finished due to demand for other games like Doom, etc...

Everyone loves Commander Keen

by p00flake July 13, 2006