commander keen

One of the best MS-DOS games to have ever existed. Everyone who plays this game loves it. Sadly, the Commander Keen series was never finished due to demand for other games like Doom, etc...
by p00flake July 13, 2006
mugGet the commander keenmug.

nerd

"Nerd" is now a meaningless word used by those who don't possess the knowledge of others in an attempt to make the latter group feel stupid. In actuality, those who use the word "nerd" in an offensive manner are normally just
A) Jealous of the knowledge someone else posseses
OR
B) Just plain stupid themselves.
Dumbshit: HAHAHA! YOU GOT ON THE HONOR ROLL! NERD!
Smart person: *Rolls eyes*
by p00flake April 09, 2006
mugGet the nerdmug.

win.com

C:\WINDOWS\system32\WIN.COM is used to load Windows XP
by p00flake July 25, 2006
mugGet the win.commug.

Winblows

Definition made on urbandictionary.com by macintrash users because there is not much else to do on a macintosh
Mac user: Opens up Microsoft Internet Explorer Macintosh Edition and defines "Winblows" on urbandictionary.com
by p00flake July 18, 2006
mugGet the Winblowsmug.

vbscript

Visual Basic Script.
- A web language that is built into HTML and is based on Visual Basic. It is not as flexible as Javascript but it is easier to learn/use.

Sadly, vbscript is only supported by Internet Explorer and not Firefox\Netscape.
<HTML>
<HEAD>
<TITLE></TITLE>
</HEAD>
<BODY>
<SCRIPT LANGUAGE= "VBS">
While 1 <> 2
MsgBox "LOL"
Wend
</SCRIPT>
</BODY>
</HTML>

Copy all that to notepad, save it as vbscript_example.htm, open it with Internet Explorer and have fun :P
by p00flake January 30, 2006
mugGet the vbscriptmug.

Macintosh

Macintosh is an OS which no common people can find a use for, and therefore it is used in elementary schools because no decent game company/programmers would waste a second of their lives even considering to create a Mac-compatible version of their programs, thus creating a distraction-free learning environment for 10 year olds.
Principal: Yeah we're recieving those new Macintosh computers today. From what I hear even less programs than the older version are compatible on it.
by p00flake January 21, 2006
mugGet the Macintoshmug.

metric system

Something that America will never be able to muster the intelligence to use.
Canadian: Why don't you guys use the metric system?
American: We don't know how.
Canadian: It's simple. There are 10 millimeters in a centimeter, 10 centimeters in a decimeter, 10 decimeters in a meter...
American: *Brain overheats and explodes*
by p00flake August 08, 2006
mugGet the metric systemmug.