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The Nepolitan 

when your having anal sex with a woman (or man) and you take it out and cum in his/her eye. this will leave them with pinkeye. and there will be pink, brown, and white in the eye, much like the nepolitan ice cream
"hey man, i gave your mum the best the nepolitan last night"
The Nepolitan by john45678 May 28, 2012
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The Neopolitan 

The act of licking a woman from her ass to her taint then on to the vagina in one motion without removing the tongue from her skin. The word NEOPOLITAN came from the type of ice cream it is 3 types of ice cream in one container. (chocolate,vanilla, and strawberry.
Ben stiller stuck his tongue in Jenna Jameson from ass to pussy, he gave her the neopolitan.
The Neopolitan by retierkram May 26, 2010

The Neapolitan

The act of a man having sex with three women at the same time, while one of each of the women has blonde, brunette, or red hair. The blonde may be replaced with a geriatric white-haired woman as well. The involvement of a black girl instead of a brunette is a Dirty Neapolitan.
The wife was hesitant for me to bring in another brunette for a threesome, so we went with a blonde and a redhead and I executed The Neapolitan.

The Neopolitan 

The Girl's on her rag so obviously you have to fuck her in the ass. So you blow your load in her ass hole, and you pull out real quick and punch her in the ovaries, causing her to excrete period juice, as well as the shit and cum already in her ass. The remnants of this is a big red white and brown mess all over her parents bed, hence "The Neopolitan"!
"So the bitch tries to get out of it by telling me shes on her rag. So I gave her the neopolitan treat".
The Neopolitan by The Fella's September 26, 2005

The Neopolitan Ice Cream 

When a person makes love to theres partners anus and orgasms then proceeds to have there partner deficate on there tongue make a formation similar to Neopolitan ice cream
I can't eat ice cream ever again after i gave that bitch the neopolitan ice cream

The Neapolitan

To start, you must find a drunk slut on her period. you then must do her in the ass, making sure to get a good amount of shit on your dick. Then slip the dick into her pussy for a bit, getting some nice blood on it. Then put your dick in her mouth and blast a major cumload inside her mouth. If done properly, when she opens her mouth you should be able to see Brown, Red, and White, the colors of Neapolitan Ice Cream.
Dude, I found this horny slut last night who asked for the Neapolitan!
The Neapolitan by P-Snizzle February 12, 2008

The Neapolitan

The act of fuckin a chick's butthole then inserting your poop covered dick into her period blood spewing vagina and ejaculating.
Bro, her sheets looked like fucking Auschwitz last night!
Oh you gave her the neapolitan!?
The Neapolitan by Helixer69 April 22, 2010
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