The manager

Karen's alleged best friend

Karen: I want to speak to the manager!

by BooplyBoopleyBooty June 17, 2019

The manager

The manager - the girl from the group whose entire world revolves around fending guys off her hot friends. They all listen to her and are guided by her often harsh and irrational judgement. There are many known ways to "charm the manager" but the most full proof method involves one of the males from the aggressive group "copping the manager" as to ensure the rest of them males have a fair, and unfettered shot at the more desirable girls in the group..

Dude you've got to cop the manager

by Manager manager June 10, 2016

The Manager Room

The secret room in every corporation where managers congregate.

There's a fresh batch of caviar in the manager room!

by public2 November 12, 2022

I want to speak to the manager

Karen says this every time somebody gets an order 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of an order wrong

Karen: I want to speak to the manager
Employer: oh shit
Manager: oh shit
CEO: oh shit
President of the USA: oh shit
UN: oh shit
Lizard guys: oh shit
Every sentient being in the universe: oh shit

by &qwertyuiop& October 27, 2019

speak to the manager

the battle cry of all karens, just to annoy people who actually do stuff other than sitting at home posting shitty memes, while the husband gets all the money and karens rapes peoples eardrums.

person 1: Hi karen its a-
karen: THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME BITCH
person 1: all i said was its a ni-
karen: I WILL SUE YOU INTO THE FUCKING GROUND BITCH GO LIVE THE WORMS
person 1:well imma hea-
karen: LET ME speak to the manager
person 1: im unemployed
karen: ...

by guy who defined a word or two September 15, 2020

I want to speak to the manager

The ultimate weapon used by Karen if someone didn't do the job correctly according to Karen's broken logic and lack of common sense

- Is there a problem here?
- I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!!!
- why?

by BrandonWasHere July 21, 2020

May I speak to the manager?

The worst question any employee can be asked.

This question means that the employee has a Karen on their hands and they will probably get punished because ‘The customer is always right’

-______-

Karen: *gets 2 packets of ketchup in McDonalds
Karen: *yells at employee because the table beside her got 3 ketchup packets*
Karen’s thoughts: Ima end this man’s whole career
Karen:
May I speak to the manager?

by KeeneyBoiiiii April 25, 2020