HAANG

The successor to FAANG / MAANG. It stands for "Home Depot, Amazon, Apple, Netflix, Google". This change was due to the market capitalization of Meta dropping below that of Home Depot.

I can't wait to hang with new colleagues at a HAANG company!

by public2 November 12, 2022

increased intensity

Something billionaire CEOs give to their employees after raging that their poor decisions caused their stock to tank.

Stock is down 70% YTD! Stop coasting and get back to work with increased intensity so we can get it back up!

by public2 November 12, 2022

Bot lives matter, bot love matters

The motto behind Facebook Dating, the only dating app that encourages and endorses Bot/Human relationships.

Elon, stop fighting the bots! Bot lives matter, bot love matters.

by public2 November 12, 2022

There must be consequences for breaking that decorum

Something you say when you're insulted by memes and want to send a veiled threat of consequences for continued meming.

The memes about the lack of legs in the Metaverse are not funny. There must be consequences for breaking that decorum.

by public2 November 12, 2022

BE OPEN

Something Meta tells its employees while simultaneously locking discussions from having comments.

BE OPEN and open up the comment section Mark!

by public2 November 12, 2022

80% think they are the top 20%

Employees who inflate their value and believe they are the top 20% of the company so they call for more layoffs and PIPs.

Dude do you really think you will survive the layoffs? 80% think they are the top 20%.

by public2 November 12, 2022

The Manager Room

The secret room in every corporation where managers congregate.

There's a fresh batch of caviar in the manager room!

by public2 November 12, 2022