public2's definitions

sabatoge

When you make a post to a group of 5000+ people thinking it will be kept private, but then it backfires and gets leaked.

Did you see that post? That's some sabatoge!

by public2 November 12, 2022

80% think they are the top 20%

Employees who inflate their value and believe they are the top 20% of the company so they call for more layoffs and PIPs.

Dude do you really think you will survive the layoffs? 80% think they are the top 20%.

by public2 November 12, 2022

BE OPEN

Something Meta tells its employees while simultaneously locking discussions from having comments.

BE OPEN and open up the comment section Mark!

by public2 November 12, 2022

PIPpocalypse

When a company starts handing a mass amount of Performance Improvement Plans to their employees.

I heard Meta had a PIPpocalypse in 2023. Did you survive?

by public2 November 12, 2022

HAANG

The successor to FAANG / MAANG. It stands for "Home Depot, Amazon, Apple, Netflix, Google". This change was due to the market capitalization of Meta dropping below that of Home Depot.

I can't wait to hang with new colleagues at a HAANG company!

by public2 November 12, 2022

There must be consequences for breaking that decorum

Something you say when you're insulted by memes and want to send a veiled threat of consequences for continued meming.

The memes about the lack of legs in the Metaverse are not funny. There must be consequences for breaking that decorum.

by public2 November 12, 2022

metameats

What metamates call their colleagues who got laid off because their company leaders made dumb decisions.

I really miss the metameats. I think there will be another batch coming in February 2023 though.

by public2 November 12, 2022