public2's definitions

80% think they are the top 20%

Employees who inflate their value and believe they are the top 20% of the company so they call for more layoffs and PIPs.

Dude do you really think you will survive the layoffs? 80% think they are the top 20%.

by public2 November 12, 2022

increased intensity

Something billionaire CEOs give to their employees after raging that their poor decisions caused their stock to tank.

Stock is down 70% YTD! Stop coasting and get back to work with increased intensity so we can get it back up!

by public2 November 12, 2022

BE OPEN

Something Meta tells its employees while simultaneously locking discussions from having comments.

BE OPEN and open up the comment section Mark!

by public2 November 12, 2022

public2

The handle that Mark Zuckerberg's former teaching assistant and Facebook CTO Andrew "Boz" Bosworth goes by on the Blind app. (teamblind.com)

Yo public2, can you name ONE thing you disagree with Facebook leadership on!?

I will upgrade my username to public3 when the Quest 3 launches.

by public2 November 12, 2022

metameats

What metamates call their colleagues who got laid off because their company leaders made dumb decisions.

I really miss the metameats. I think there will be another batch coming in February 2023 though.

by public2 November 12, 2022

The Manager Room

The secret room in every corporation where managers congregate.

There's a fresh batch of caviar in the manager room!

by public2 November 12, 2022

sabatoge

When you make a post to a group of 5000+ people thinking it will be kept private, but then it backfires and gets leaked.

Did you see that post? That's some sabatoge!

by public2 November 12, 2022