16 definitions by public2

PIPpocalypse

When a company starts handing a mass amount of Performance Improvement Plans to their employees.

I heard Meta had a PIPpocalypse in 2023. Did you survive?

by public2 November 12, 2022

Macroeconomic issues

What mega billionaire CEOs say when their business starts losing money because of incompetent decisions during a recession.

I take FULL responsibility for making this decision. But unfortunately 1100 of you have to be laid off because of macroeconomic issues.

by public2 November 12, 2022

increased intensity

Something billionaire CEOs give to their employees after raging that their poor decisions caused their stock to tank.

Stock is down 70% YTD! Stop coasting and get back to work with increased intensity so we can get it back up!

by public2 November 12, 2022

sabatoge

When you make a post to a group of 5000+ people thinking it will be kept private, but then it backfires and gets leaked.

Did you see that post? That's some sabatoge!

by public2 November 12, 2022

80% think they are the top 20%

Employees who inflate their value and believe they are the top 20% of the company so they call for more layoffs and PIPs.

Dude do you really think you will survive the layoffs? 80% think they are the top 20%.

by public2 November 12, 2022

public2

The handle that Mark Zuckerberg's former teaching assistant and Facebook CTO Andrew "Boz" Bosworth goes by on the Blind app. (teamblind.com)

Yo public2, can you name ONE thing you disagree with Facebook leadership on!?

I will upgrade my username to public3 when the Quest 3 launches.

by public2 November 12, 2022

HAANG

The successor to FAANG / MAANG. It stands for "Home Depot, Amazon, Apple, Netflix, Google". This change was due to the market capitalization of Meta dropping below that of Home Depot.

I can't wait to hang with new colleagues at a HAANG company!

by public2 November 12, 2022