The Lemur 

The second most dangerous criminal in the Muppet world. Behind Constantine. Usually seen as a joke that dosen't know the basic rules to double-crossing 101.

European Civilian 1: OMG! It's the Lemur! The second most dangerous criminal!
European Civilian 2: Don't worry about him. He's not a real threat. We should be worring about Constantine. Also, that Lemur costume makes him look so adorable!

The Lemur by MDawg1491 July 1, 2023

The Lemur Effect

When an ordinary guy starts talking to a Lemur causing him to become a furry.

A: "I remember when Callum drank monster energy drinks all day and watched Formula 1."
B: "Yeah he always loved Lewis Hamilton; now he's just a massive furry because of the lemur effect."

The Lemur Effect by MASMRANKRA June 9, 2019

thumping the lemur 

a term for masturbating; see bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloni, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jackin off, jerkin'the gherkin, jerkin off, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whacking off whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

Guy 1: *knock knock*
Guy 2: Don't come in right now! im busy!
Guy 3: What are you doing, thumping the lemur?

thumping the lemur by G-moneyyyyyyyyyy August 3, 2008

shining the lemur 

An aggressive form of female masturbation; primarily using clitoral stimulation.

My ex-girlfriend is ambidextrous; she could type 35 words per minute with her right hand while shining the lemur with her left hand until climax.

shining the lemur by shinylemur November 24, 2011

The Beemer Lemur

Not a BMW, or a lemur. The Beemer Lemur is a unperformed sexual act. It is an act that replicas fisting into a hardcore stimulation for strong woman.

The way The Beemer Lemur is performed

1) the guy takes off his partner's panties

2)he gapes his partner's vagina
3)he attempts to stick his head into the vagina
4)you don't touch yourself, only the partner takes the pleasure.

Time to celebrate December 1st with a sunday special! The Beemer Lemur!

The Beemer Lemur by boybetterknowsee3owu November 18, 2019

The London Lemur 

When you’re in the downward dog yoga pose with a British man, after having eaten garlic noodles and crabs, and said British man climbs on top of you.

“I was trying to workout in this yoga studio last night, and some rando gave me the London Lemur!

The London Lemur by Shagaelik April 8, 2019

Lemur to the face 

The act of planting your hand on the face of a moron.Closely related to a facepalm except damage is inflicted on another individual. It can be used yo replace a facepalm, to break up with someone, or when someone least expects it to lighten a mood. When you use this tactic on a anyone for any reason you must simultaneusly shout "LEMUR TO THE FACE!"

bill:"yo ted good job getting that new sewage inspector job!"
ted:"LEMUR TO THE FACE YOU SARCASTIC JACKASS!!!!!!"
bill:sry

Lemur to the face by remdawgv July 22, 2010