MDawg1491's definitions

Snot Rocket

Holding one of your Nostrils down and blowing real hard while your nose is filled with mucus. Can be used on assholes at a dinner party.

Rude Guy: *Snot rockets on a Hot Gal*
Hot Gal: Eew! You just snot rocketed in my mouth!

by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023

Euglossa Bazinga

A type of bumblebee named after Sheldon Cooper's catchphrase.

Nerd: Did you know that the bee Euglossa Bazinga was named after Sheldon Cooper's catchphrase?
Homer Simpson: NEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRDDDD!!!!!

by MDawg1491 July 2, 2023

Cinnabon

Where you get Cinnamon rolls and where Criminal Lawyers come to die and/or faint of anxiety of getting caught.

I'd like to present Gene Takavic as Cinnabon's Employee of the month!

by MDawg1491 September 5, 2023

Spider-Ned

The Spider-persona Ned takes when trying on Peter Parker's Spider-Man gear. Usually with his mask.

Peter Parker: Sorry "Spider-Ned", But Spider-Man doesn't need an obese sidekick

by MDawg1491 July 2, 2023

Charmander

A Kantonian Fire Starter of Pokemon Red/Blue. They are The Lizard PKMN. Dies when the fire on it's tail is extinguished.

PKMN Trainer #1: Check out my Shiny Charmander!
PKMN Trainer #2: Looks cool, but dosen't compare to my Shiny Mewtwo!
PKMN Trainer #1: (pouts) Why do you always have to one up me? PKMN Trainer #2?
PKMN Trainer #2: Because I'm more experienced in the world of Pokemon. Get Rekt Scrub!

by MDawg1491 July 2, 2023

The Lemur

The second most dangerous criminal in the Muppet world. Behind Constantine. Usually seen as a joke that dosen't know the basic rules to double-crossing 101.

European Civilian 1: OMG! It's the Lemur! The second most dangerous criminal!
European Civilian 2: Don't worry about him. He's not a real threat. We should be worring about Constantine. Also, that Lemur costume makes him look so adorable!

by MDawg1491 July 1, 2023

Articuno

A VERY Overrated legendary bird Pokémon. Can't compare to legendaries likek Groudon, Kyogre, Nihligeo, and especcially NOT Mewtwo. Or even Psuedo-Legendaries like Garchomp, Dragonite, Tyranitar, or Salemence. Or Strong 3rd Evolution Pokemon like Ryphedor, Venasaur, Typhlosion, Swampert, Beedrill, ect.

PKMN Trainer 1: Man, I failed to get an Articuno with an Ultra Ball. Twice!
PKMN Trainer 2: Don't bother, Articuno's overrated. Go steal a Regice or a Rayquaza from Giovanni instead.

by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023