A Kantonian Fire Starter of Pokemon Red/Blue. They are The Lizard PKMN. Dies when the fire on it's tail is extinguished.
PKMN Trainer #1: Check out my Shiny Charmander!
PKMN Trainer #2: Looks cool, but dosen't compare to my Shiny Mewtwo!
PKMN Trainer #1: (pouts) Why do you always have to one up me? PKMN Trainer #2?
PKMN Trainer #2: Because I'm more experienced in the world of Pokemon. Get Rekt Scrub!
PKMN Trainer #2: Looks cool, but dosen't compare to my Shiny Mewtwo!
PKMN Trainer #1: (pouts) Why do you always have to one up me? PKMN Trainer #2?
PKMN Trainer #2: Because I'm more experienced in the world of Pokemon. Get Rekt Scrub!
by MDawg1491 July 02, 2023

Fozzie Bear: Wocka Wocka!
Guy in the audience: Boo! That's not funny. Get off the stage you mofo!
*Fozzie proceeds to throw a flash grenade at Guy in the audience*
Guy in the audience: Boo! That's not funny. Get off the stage you mofo!
*Fozzie proceeds to throw a flash grenade at Guy in the audience*
by MDawg1491 June 30, 2023

by MDawg1491 July 02, 2023

The theme song of Metal Sonic.
Sonic Fan #1: I love Stardust Speedway Bad Future JP Version. Can't get enough of the "Hue Hue Hue"
Sonic Fan #2: Personally, I prefer the US Version of Stardust Speedway Bad Future.
Sonic Fan #1 proceeds to give Sonic Fan #2 the beating of a lifetime.
Sonic Fan #2: Personally, I prefer the US Version of Stardust Speedway Bad Future.
Sonic Fan #1 proceeds to give Sonic Fan #2 the beating of a lifetime.
by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023

A Holllywood actor who acts as the comedic protagonist in PG-13 and R rated movies. Known for playing Deadpool.
Comic Con Fan: Yo, It's Ryan Reynolds! Hey! Mr. Reynolds! Come here! I need your autograph!
Ryan Reynolds: Yeah? What do ya need?
Comic Con Fan: Sign my Deadpool toy!
Ryan Reynolds: Ok
*Ryan Reynolds signs deadpool toy*
Comic Con Fan: Thanks!
Ryan Reynolds: Yeah? What do ya need?
Comic Con Fan: Sign my Deadpool toy!
Ryan Reynolds: Ok
*Ryan Reynolds signs deadpool toy*
Comic Con Fan: Thanks!
by MDawg1491 July 01, 2023

Nerd: Did you know that the bee Euglossa Bazinga was named after Sheldon Cooper's catchphrase?
Homer Simpson: NEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRDDDD!!!!!
Homer Simpson: NEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRDDDD!!!!!
by MDawg1491 July 02, 2023

Holding one of your Nostrils down and blowing real hard while your nose is filled with mucus. Can be used on assholes at a dinner party.
by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023
