MDawg1491's definitions

Snot Rocket

Holding one of your Nostrils down and blowing real hard while your nose is filled with mucus. Can be used on assholes at a dinner party.

Rude Guy: *Snot rockets on a Hot Gal*
Hot Gal: Eew! You just snot rocketed in my mouth!

by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023

Euglossa Bazinga

A type of bumblebee named after Sheldon Cooper's catchphrase.

Nerd: Did you know that the bee Euglossa Bazinga was named after Sheldon Cooper's catchphrase?
Homer Simpson: NEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRDDDD!!!!!

by MDawg1491 July 2, 2023

Uncle Ben

An important person in a Spider-Person's life who dies in their hands and the Driving Force in a Spider Person's Canon Event.

"If it weren't for Uncle Ben, Most of us wouldn't be here" - Peter B. Parker (Earth-616)

by MDawg1491 June 28, 2023

Wocka Wocka

The Catchphrase of Fozzie the Bear.

Fozzie Bear: Wocka Wocka!
Guy in the audience: Boo! That's not funny. Get off the stage you mofo!
*Fozzie proceeds to throw a flash grenade at Guy in the audience*

by MDawg1491 June 30, 2023

Stardust Speedway Bad Future JP Version

The theme song of Metal Sonic.

Sonic Fan #1: I love Stardust Speedway Bad Future JP Version. Can't get enough of the "Hue Hue Hue"
Sonic Fan #2: Personally, I prefer the US Version of Stardust Speedway Bad Future.

Sonic Fan #1 proceeds to give Sonic Fan #2 the beating of a lifetime.

by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023

Nerd

1. A student who loves facts that most people wouldn't give a fuck about. Dresses in glasses, ties, braces, and pocket protectors

2. A piece of the candy of the same name, Nerds.

3. A deogratory term for someone who's engrossed in pop culture.

1. Nerd: Did you know that Bananas have potassium in them, making them slightly radioactive?

Homer Simpson/Jock/Bully: NEEEEEEEERRRRRRD!!!

2. Fat Guy: Want a nerd?

Fat Guy's Hot Girlfriend: Sure thing. You can have a gummy bear in exchange.

3. Target Cashier #1/Betty: Star wars? Huh? I just can't get enough of The Mandalorian on Disney plus!

Target Cashier #2/Henry: Hey Wade! Get a load of Betty! The Star Wars Nerd!

Target Cashier #3/Wade: Yeah! I think she makes fanart of her giving Boba Fett a Plumpkin at a Hot Topic Bathroom!

Target Manager/ Jeff: Wade, Henry, get back to work this instant! And stop making fun of Betty!

Target Cashier #2/ Henry: Okay Boss.

Target Cashier #3/Wade: Won't happen again Jeff.

by MDawg1491 July 2, 2023

Cinnabon

Where you get Cinnamon rolls and where Criminal Lawyers come to die and/or faint of anxiety of getting caught.

I'd like to present Gene Takavic as Cinnabon's Employee of the month!

by MDawg1491 September 5, 2023