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The Laurel

When you are in the middle of receiving oral or something better, not too long past an argument, and just before you reach your zenith of pleasure, the young lady stops and simply walks out of the room.
Man I was getting the best oral yesterday from my girlfriend and all of a sudden she gave me The Laurel, it hurt so bad.
The Laurel by TJStone January 6, 2010
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the lauren alderton 

when a woman teases and uses men to do there bidding.
miss alderton used the lauren alderton to get karl chisnal horny in order to get a free drink

miss alderton used the lauren alderton to make her boyfriend buy her a trip to london.
the lauren alderton by eye-pod August 18, 2010

Layin' down the Lauren

1; A generic alternative for "laying down the mack" 2; to flirt 3; the first step in the process of getting laid
I think it's time that I start layin' down the Lauren
Layin' down the Lauren by urbanhooker December 12, 2010

The Lauralil 

The act of splashing friends with hot murstard and dressing up for a galla/dance, and having hot smokey sex in the bathroom and NOT getting caught.
Isaac: "Yo how was it was Laura last night?"
Alfredo: "We peformed the Lauralil."
The Lauralil by KittyCatDestroyer1982 September 23, 2023

The Lauren Complex 

When you date a really religious Christian chick, and she starts to fall for you. Then when you start to change her, and her friends notice, then they pressure her to dump you. Then she does, but she's still crazy about you and tries to get your attention.
I dated this girl once, and I didn't know how religious she was beforehand. It ended up being The Lauren Complex
The Lauren Complex by 123Stars July 16, 2008

The Lauren Effect

Acting more promiscuous, provocative, sexual when in the presence of a female/male named Lauren
“Why are you being a whore rn?”
“Because I’m around Lauren, it’s The Lauren Effect”

Laurelai: The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to oerianal abscesses.
Person 1: Laurelai: The First Juvenile Release.
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