7 definitions by KittyCatDestroyer1982

Folding Over

The Sexual Act of grooming your client (as a hairdresser) and your client yelping in your chair yelling "TOYS R US" meanwhile. Then you whip out a needle and stab your client a multitude of times, shaving your own testicles in the process with precise detail.

"Yeah I got fired for Folding Over"

by KittyCatDestroyer1982 September 23, 2023

The Lauralil

The act of splashing friends with hot murstard and dressing up for a galla/dance, and having hot smokey sex in the bathroom and NOT getting caught.

Isaac: "Yo how was it was Laura last night?"
Alfredo: "We peformed the Lauralil."

by KittyCatDestroyer1982 September 23, 2023

Sid from Ice Age

Consuming about 20 litres of milk before going to a family/friends wedding.

Jasmin: "Christian, are you drunk again?"
Christian: "I just did a Sid from Ice Age"

by KittyCatDestroyer1982 September 23, 2023

Rainforresting

Having a friendly conversation with your non-binary partner and randomly pulling out your junk, using your Peen to Ejaculate on your partners forehead and smearing it on your thigh, slapping it aggressivly in the process while still on table.

Griffin: "Yeah bro.. it's hard. She broke up with me."
Bertram: "Why so?"
Griffin: "I used the tactic of Rainforresting on our second date in KFC."

by KittyCatDestroyer1982 September 23, 2023

The Despicable Me

Using someones dildo as a lightsaber in a kids fight. Prefferably used.

Kendrik: "Yo Usain Cheatin'!"
Usain: "No I am just being The Despicable Me"

by KittyCatDestroyer1982 September 23, 2023

Usin' A Shirt

The Act of commiting a high degree of crimes semi-naked, and tucking your shirt between and in your rectum, to justify being naked in puplic.

"I wasn't naked! I was Usin' A Shirt!"

by KittyCatDestroyer1982 September 23, 2023

Chewing Gum

Chewing a Vegestable's Anus, and describing the detail to their family, making sure to tape the reaction.

"The elderly home won't let me in anymore for Chewing Gum"

by KittyCatDestroyer1982 September 23, 2023