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The Knox School 

A Boarding school found on the north shore of Long Island, where, if the students are persuasive enough, they can get away with anything. It's beautiful campus was the former summer home of an almost president and many say that the main girl's dormitory, Houghton Hall, reminds them of Hogwarts. The sports team have little to no skill, with the exceptions of horseback riding and soccer.

Apart from the scholastics and student life, there is another dimension to The Knox School. There is an Indian burial ground in the back yard of Houghton Hall and many have claimed to see ghosts wandering around campus. The main places to find these spirits are in the hallways of the girls dorms, in the meeting room, and in the barn.

The co-ed population of this school only consists of a little over 100 students. If you have any hidden secrets, they will find a way to be exposed on this campus.

This school is full of outdated traditions, such as subjecting the female population to wear floor length gowns and elbow length gloves during graduation, and daily morning school meetings which all students are required to attend. Others include sit down lunch and dinners, where one student from each table serves the position of "waiter." This position rotates on a schedule. A lantern parade marks the end of the pre-graduation ceremonies where every student is required to march with their class holding a paper lantern and chant their grade's song.
I went to The Knox School and learned how to keep my composure during a serious scandal.
The Knox School by minnikiddy December 6, 2009

The Knox School (Australia)

The Knox School (Australia) is an independent, co-educational, non-denominational day school, located in the eastern Melbourne suburb of Wantirna South, Victoria, Australia. The school is a member of the Eastern Independent Schools of Melbourne association.
Oh once I studied in The Knox School (Australia). I found that if INTERNATIONAL STUDENT (JUST INTERNAIONAL STUDENT!!!) who is studying IT Subject and absented or late with medical reason or something. You will receive a warning from the school, more than three times? The school will help you to write the report about you late/ absent more than three time to The Immigration. Look and sounds passion right?
The Knox School (Australia) by Huxxx November 13, 2010

The Knox School (Australia)

The Knox School (Australia), one of the independent, co-educational, non-denominational day school. During today, there are more than hundred international students study in this school. Also because of international overload problem. The Knox School is starting to introduce some of the idea can actually separate International and Local students. Therefore, the school is falling down...
Me: Hi Bangy how are you, no time no see huh.

Bangy: Erhhh...

Me: What's wrong my friend

Bangy: Seriously, there are a lot of changing in our school during this year...

Me: Wait, you mean The Knox School (Australia)?

Bangy: Yea, that school is starting to separate us and local students which we will have different timetable also the classes are different.

Me: What do you mean?

Bangy: Means we will have a class with international only. Sounds like the school is separate too.

Me: Damn that...that, i have nothing to say seriously.
Not just the school stupid, also the class mate are stupid as well. He just blame to my school as a rich school which people love to show off. That doesn't even happen I can't see once in my school.

Bangy: It's alright, he is just a redneck.

Me: True, so are you going to change school?

Bangy: Possibly if still going bad, however one of my class mate preferred stay in this school until graduate.

Me: True, he told me same thing as well, the only thing i knew was he bought a razer product...

Me, Bangy: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
The Knox School (Australia) by Huxxx November 23, 2010

Knox on the Door 

When you or a small Girl Scout knocks on a strangers door to sell some cookies, and immedeately about 16 german sheppards attack the door, growling and barking in a rabbid fashion. Then a deranged man in a wife-beater, comes out with a shot-gun and tells you to run off. Reminding you of Fort Knox.
Girl Scout 1: "I hope this nice man buys at least one cookie, so that I can afford a new shirt, other than this one I've been wearing since I was 2."

Girl Scout 2: "I hope this isnt one of those Knox on the Door. I just want to sell one cookie."
Knox on the Door by jrodwriter November 29, 2009

living the knoxville dream 

being paid for being a total jackass
some dude: hey did u here about craig's new job
other dude: oh yeah didnt he get paid for pissing in that guy's cup
some dude: yeah man, he's sure is living the knoxville dream
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