njman's definitions

living the knoxville dream

being paid for being a total jackass

some dude: hey did u here about craig's new job
other dude: oh yeah didnt he get paid for pissing in that guy's cup
some dude: yeah man, he's sure is living the knoxville dream

by njman August 11, 2009

invisabitch

someone who still annoys you when they are invisible

someguy07: finally, she's gone
invisabitch: wat? u mean i cant tell u how i feel about my life,
all u do is sit there on ur damn computer and watch porn
someguy07:so, damnit lindsay stop being a invisabitch

invisabitch: u mean stop being "an" invisabitch
someguy07: yeah we're through

by njman August 21, 2009

<->__<->

1. kinda reminds me of an asian face
2. something that looks cool
3. idk something i created cuz i got bored
4. rights go to me njman or urbandict

<->__<->
guy: that ^ is cool
other guy: ikr

by njman September 12, 2009