The Kacker 

A slang term for very strong marijuana. The kacker is commonly known to make the smoker cough severely upon inhalation.

Senior: Hey you guys got the kacker!?
Kurt: Standard

The Kacker by The Achievers January 27, 2013

the kicker 

Ironic, negative or surprising consequence/fact or Catch-22. Unexpected result.

Usually follows a positive statement. Used as bridging statement for dramatic effect, to a negative consequence/statement.

Probably stems from the phrase "you'll be kicking yourself for this one"

Sure, renting an apartment is cheaper and gives you a lot of flexibility to move around, but here's the kicker: with the money threw away renting places for 5-10 years you could have been well into a mortgage and have built up some personal equity, and credit.

the kicker by satan November 9, 2003

here's the kicker 

basically.. here is the ironic, or surprise part of what someone is telling you

I went to the store yesterday, here's the kicker, I saw Mr. Dirks, my math teacher!

here's the kicker by herekicker August 19, 2008

Icing the Kicker 

A term referring to the occurrence of an unexpected delay in an already tense or anxiety-filled situation that causes the build-up of even more tension or anxiety. Originates from the term used to describe the act of calling a time out on the football field right before a field goal kick in order to give the kicker more time to think and thus more time to build up nervousness.

Example 1
"Dude, I waited outside for her in my car for 30 minutes!"
"That sucks man."
"Yeah...all that waiting totally threw off my mojo for our first date."
"Classic case of "icing the kicker", man."

Example 2
Ryan crammed up to the last second for his microbiology test, only to have his professor "ice the kicker" by passing out the test 10 minutes after everyone was seated.

Icing the Kicker by trumpetdude January 27, 2010

The Kicker Upper 

A special cum shot finishing move invented by the infamous pornography star Randy West. The Kicker Upper takes place when Randy West puts a girl in the doggy-style position towards the side or end of a bed. Standing behind the girl, who is now in the doggy-style position, Randy then lifts one of his legs onto the bed while leaving the other on the ground, hence - The Kicker Upper. The view is one so that the cameraman can completely capture Randy pumping and thrusting into the girl until he cums.

Uh oh, here comes The Kicker Upper! Randy must almost be done!

The Kicker Upper by Someone who has done this same thing May 2, 2006

Ice the Kicker 

When somebody walks in on you as you are about to get on the job in an attempt to phase you, or throw you off your game; Cockblock

Her roommate tried to Ice the Kicker last night. It didn't phase me, I still put it through the uprights.

Ice the Kicker by John Michael Caine III January 25, 2011

Deuce the kicker 

When, in role-play, the one assuming the role of "the Dick" will defecate upon the recipient "the kicker", showing them that they have done incorrectly performed within the confines of the role-play. This is a very effective form of sensual punishment within the bedroom.

Dude, my gimp was acting up last night, so I totally had to deuce the kicker!

Deuce the kicker by Angreesloth November 28, 2011